Why do some folks send Xmas cards so late?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

My friends sent me cards as their wives are good wives. Sad they were a decent part of 15. Next year I am going to cut list again and give reason why if asked. I have a sick kid and will miss Xmas this year as canceled plans today.

We took down the cards yesterday except a few. Looked depressing. Some cards folks looked homeless. Dress up for God sake. Or at at least shower and comb your hair!! Some looked like folks snapped the shot while cleaning out garage

Oh my.[/quotas confused. Your friends are illiterate and therefore rely on the women for the reading, writing and arithmetic? Is that you Madison Caldwell? Sorry about the homeschooling. And the divorce. Who will send out the cards now?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait, the OP is a man? A man who cares about late Christmas cards?

Best comment of the thread.

OP (if you aren't a troll) thanks for the chuckle.

[Anonymous]

I'm not Christian, I send New Year's cards and they typically go out in late January. SO SUCK IT OP.

[Anonymous]

OP - today’s card my wife pre dating me, my very rich good friend’s Gold Digging hot much younger white trash wife hit on my now wife in a club to sleep with her and her GF and do coke in their bedroom. I was there, full blown 1996 sexy bisexual coke whore horny look she was rocking. I told my now wife a compliment she did not agree.

She later married my friend (small world) has three kids and pretends to be a model SAHM and wife and lives in a mansion.

Today got her card late as she is pissed she has to write it. But she can’t skip us. Too much dirt could come out. A rare case of a two way passive aggressive card. But at least mine was on time!

Let’s see what Wed brings!!!

You non Christian late folks New Years is a Catholic Holy Holiday, don’t you have a devil worshiping holiday of you own for pagans and sun worshipers and such?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wait, the OP is a man? A man who cares about late Christmas cards?

Best comment of the thread.

OP (if you aren't a troll) thanks for the chuckle.

Someone has to keep track of the ladies doing their jobs!!! Some women have time management issues which is why men built clocks on ovens and put sexy firemen on calendars so women remember to keep track of the dates.

Plus Xmas cards in husbands hand writing? Is that a thing? I paid for cards, envelopes, stamps, computer Xmas list is on. Plus I drive them to post office for wife as you know how women’s are with directions.

Seems like men are the CEOs of Xmas cards and like Santa we do the deliveries and Mrs Claus handles logistics and making cookies.

Bottom line a late card means you are lazy, psychotic, have anxiety, passive aggressive or a devil worshipper. Either way it has a lot of meaning. Pretty much an early sign of a serial killer. Really was any serial killer know for sending out Xmas cards and if they did I am sure they were late!

[Anonymous]

OP peak insanity today.

Card 1. My favorite an aunt sent card late and said from “and family” even though a widow. I heard it was late as her idiot son and daughter was going to send cards and said they would but then were too lazy and lied they were sending Their mom to cover their lazy asses added “and family” which is a joke as it is a 55 year old son and 52 year old daughter.

Card 2 sister-in-law that brother in law met on line 20 years ago. Wore skimpy clothes and way too pretty my nerd brother in law. My MIL antenna up day one as why would a pretty 26 year old girl with a masters in teaching go on line to meet an average looking guy who lived at home with an average job.

Turns out her mom was an ex drug addict with MS, her half brother looked goofy and a college drop out, she has this weird blinking habit and slightly red hair and pale skin. My MIL in confidence expressed concern does he really want to marry into that gene pool? Plus with divorced parents, one an ex drug addict, dressing trampy, really?

My BIL like a nut tells her and WWII happened and of course they married. So what next.
Kid 1 son weird red hair, white skinny, freeky little teeth with a weird gagging disorder
kid 2 - daughter with weird medical issues had 50/50 chance of living
Kid 3 - a parts baby. Yes had a third child in case needed parts for second kid

Then she got fired from her teaching jobs for dressing like a tramp and weird brother moved into their basement.

The late card is sooo deep in the craziness. And him, gained 50 pounds looks like a bum from all the stress and has two jobs. He works 60-65 hours a week!! Of course MIL a widow at 81 she can’t not send as too close to inheritance to blow it but the lateness and not showing up Xmas at in-laws each year is just to run it in.

What will come next! Dec 30 cards are really good. Perhaps from prison or a mental institution

[Anonymous]

I sent New Years cards out yesterday and also received one. Usually, I send Happy Holidays cards in early December but I was in the hospital in November and didn't start feeling better until mid-december. We have one family member that sends an annual Valentines Day card instead of cards at Christmas. One year, a friend sent cards for April 15, with photos of their kids labeled as their little tax deductions. We also have a couple of friends that are on the early side sending out Happy Thanksgiving cards before all the December holidays. I just enjoy receiving no matter the timing or occasion.

[Anonymous]

I just ordered cards yesterday, they're supposed to arrive Jan. 5th. I'll probably send them out on the 10th so my friends and family will get them the week of MLK day. Maybe I should have made them Happy MLK Day cards??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is really annoying is late card people with a change of address.

My cousin apparently moved last spring never sent out a change of address card. I get the card back today. Call my brother to see if he knows address same thing happened to him.

Really, if too lazy send out change of address cards just mail your Xmas cards thanksgiving weekend so folks see new address.

Everyone wasted 55 cents and a card as he was too lazy to even send out I moved text.

I’m fascinated by the fact that you keep calling others lazy while simultaneously fail to type out full and proper sentences. Likewise, your repeated use of the word Xmas instead of Christmas. It’s only 5 more letters. Talk about lazy…sheesh!

What we have here is someone with way too much time on their hands (likely the reason why you’re able to send your cards so early), a profound lack of self-awareness (likely the reason why you fail to see the incredible irony here, as well as why you’re unable to grasp the plight of others, despite receiving numerous various answers stating as much), and an extreme case of entitlement (likely the reason why you have deluded yourself into thinking you’re important or special enough to be the target of others’ so-called passive-aggressive ire resulting in you receiving late cards. Trust me, no one is putting a second thought into when you receive your Christmas card, Ebenezer.)

Perhaps consider making a therapist appointment in order to take up some of the time you spend ruminating on this pointless matter, ease up on the paranoia, and stop eating the poinsettias. May you receive many more 2021 holiday cards from now until Thanksgiving 2022 and I hope some acquaintance unfortunate enough to know you also finds it in them to toss a 2021 calendar in there to boot! Happy Festivus!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wait, the OP is a man? A man who cares about late Christmas cards?

Best comment of the thread.

OP (if you aren't a troll) thanks for the chuckle.

Someone has to keep track of the ladies doing their jobs!!! Some women have time management issues which is why men built clocks on ovens and put sexy firemen on calendars so women remember to keep track of the dates.

Plus Xmas cards in husbands hand writing? Is that a thing? I paid for cards, envelopes, stamps, computer Xmas list is on. Plus I drive them to post office for wife as you know how women’s are with directions.

Seems like men are the CEOs of Xmas cards and like Santa we do the deliveries and Mrs Claus handles logistics and making cookies.

Bottom line a late card means you are lazy, psychotic, have anxiety, passive aggressive or a devil worshipper. Either way it has a lot of meaning. Pretty much an early sign of a serial killer. Really was any serial killer know for sending out Xmas cards and if they did I am sure they were late!

Yep…definite troll. Well-played, OP. You pulled one over on the masses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP peak insanity today.

Card 1. My favorite an aunt sent card late and said from “and family” even though a widow. I heard it was late as her idiot son and daughter was going to send cards and said they would but then were too lazy and lied they were sending Their mom to cover their lazy asses added “and family” which is a joke as it is a 55 year old son and 52 year old daughter.

Card 2 sister-in-law that brother in law met on line 20 years ago. Wore skimpy clothes and way too pretty my nerd brother in law. My MIL antenna up day one as why would a pretty 26 year old girl with a masters in teaching go on line to meet an average looking guy who lived at home with an average job.

Turns out her mom was an ex drug addict with MS, her half brother looked goofy and a college drop out, she has this weird blinking habit and slightly red hair and pale skin. My MIL in confidence expressed concern does he really want to marry into that gene pool? Plus with divorced parents, one an ex drug addict, dressing trampy, really?

My BIL like a nut tells her and WWII happened and of course they married. So what next.
Kid 1 son weird red hair, white skinny, freeky little teeth with a weird gagging disorder
kid 2 - daughter with weird medical issues had 50/50 chance of living
Kid 3 - a parts baby. Yes had a third child in case needed parts for second kid

Then she got fired from her teaching jobs for dressing like a tramp and weird brother moved into their basement.

The late card is sooo deep in the craziness. And him, gained 50 pounds looks like a bum from all the stress and has two jobs. He works 60-65 hours a week!! Of course MIL a widow at 81 she can’t not send as too close to inheritance to blow it but the lateness and not showing up Xmas at in-laws each year is just to run it in.

What will come next! Dec 30 cards are really good. Perhaps from prison or a mental institution

If you’re going to be so awful at last learn how to do it coherently.