
That print is much uglier than an old Laura Ashley. It looks like a cheap poly crepe, it’s slightly wrinkled, she has whore false lashes and badly done thick eyeliner for day. Gross. |
Why does she insist on wearing elderly-lady prints? |
No, but I’m serious - her eyes are looking ever more vacant and her cheeks are filling up like she’s getting an excess of IV fluids. What the heck is her derm doing? |
It’s very sister wife. |
#resisting |
Yes! I was thinking we need to add “upholstery” as a category, but maybe Sister Wife is better. |
Do we have a real housewives category?
Thinking the trump women have been having Botox parties. Lara Trump looking stranger every day: ![]() |
Oh dear. See what you’ve done, Lara? Now we have to make a real housewives category. |
Don’t ever do TV interviews with a deep V-neck and a weird scarf. Just don’t. |
Because they are fashionable. But you wouldn't know anything about that. |
Please, that's exactly how Ivanka ends up looking like this--for every fashion there's a fashion victim. She has no personal taste to filter trends through, so she just checks the boxes. |
The guy using his phone camera obviously likes them, but he's got a beer gut. |
What does she have on her nails? Some sparkling polish and decals? |
Those look a little like my nails when my 5 year old paints them. So maybe there’s a little normality hiding in there? |
Oh, look at her hands—misapplication of bronzer. Her fingers are a different color than the back of her hand. |