The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:


She looks particularly animatronic here.

You can almost see the wires fraying.

The ranger really looks great, which isn’t easy to do in a uniform. Plus I can’t imagine how much self-control she would have had to deploy that day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:


She looks particularly animatronic here.

You can almost see the wires fraying.

The ranger really looks great, which isn’t easy to do in a uniform. Plus I can’t imagine how much self-control she would have had to deploy that day.

Is that a bandana pattern mask?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She must have a 'fun house' mirror. Who would look at this outfit, especially with the floppy, sloppy cuffs and think this looks good. I'll grant that the fit through the bust is good but it doesn't have to be 'either/or'. She's also too thick in the waist and hips to pull off skinny jeans. Jared, on the other hand, can. He's got a better hourglass figure than she does.

The vertical stripes aren't really "Western" either - I appreciate that the shirt fits (for once) but it looks like something that a mid level government employee would wear to work.

Even that said - I feel like that shirt untucked with some more normal looking jeans would have been ok, maybe?

I don't know how she manages to have middle aged mom stomach/hips in this picture, but then when you look at the picture from like two days ago where she's carrying a box, she looks super slim. She should've kept the shirt out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bright beginnings:


Skin tight white. So what pairs with a Christian adult baptism sundress—a chunky black belt of course.

Her nose is out. Someone get that woman a properly fitting mask!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

Again, her NOSE!! I can see the nostrils. Does she not have people who tell her to pull up her mask?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:


She looks particularly animatronic here.

You can almost see the wires fraying.

The ranger really looks great, which isn’t easy to do in a uniform. Plus I can’t imagine how much self-control she would have had to deploy that day.

Is that a bandana pattern mask?

Yes, paisley pink with hint of nostril.

Learn to wear a mask, princess disassociation.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Ivanka while packing:
“Day care center... small children present... Let’s see, where’s that tight, slightly transparent dress? No Jared, not that one.”

This dress is a step up from Inappropriate Intern. It’s appropriate but ill-fitting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And in other fashion news, Melania is back to not wearing a mask:


We asked her why and she said,

Please bore someone else with your questions.

I think we need to talk about how Mel found a way to wear a jacket in a hot summer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And in other fashion news, Melania is back to not wearing a mask:


We asked her why and she said,

Please bore someone else with your questions.

I think we need to talk about how Mel found a way to wear a jacket in a hot summer.

Im sure the WH is an icebox to accommodate her sweaty obese husband

I always wore a jacket inside at work in DC in the before-times.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Ivanka while packing:
“Day care center... small children present... Let’s see, where’s that tight, slightly transparent dress? No Jared, not that one.”

This dress is a step up from Inappropriate Intern. It’s appropriate but ill-fitting.

YES - that's totally what it is. Inappropriate Intern gets her first full time job.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Ivanka while packing:
“Day care center... small children present... Let’s see, where’s that tight, slightly transparent dress? No Jared, not that one.”

This dress is a step up from Inappropriate Intern. It’s appropriate but ill-fitting.

YES - that's totally what it is. Inappropriate Intern gets her first full time job.

Is an ill-fitting, twee shirt dress really an appropriate dress, though? She’s alleged to be an advisor to the President, not a replacement First Lady. First Ladies are appropriately dressed in garden party frocks; Presidential advisors aren’t supposed to look cuddly/matronly. They’re supposed to look like professional, serious people.

I remember a few years ago people losing their everloving minds over a team visiting the Bush White House while wearing flip flops. And now we have post-breast enlargement Barbie busting out of her clothes in her job as an advisor to the President. Unreal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And in other fashion news, Melania is back to not wearing a mask:


We asked her why and she said,

Please bore someone else with your questions.

I think we need to talk about how Mel found a way to wear a jacket in a hot summer.

Im sure the WH is an icebox to accommodate her sweaty obese husband

I always wore a jacket inside at work in DC in the before-times.

Yes, very much this! For me, summer at the office meant a space heater under the desk, a big blanket over my bare legs, and a blazer or sweater over my dress. Haven't all seen Women's Winter?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

At least no nips! That is surprising, actually.

Her dress is so tight it's keeping the pushed down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And in other fashion news, Melania is back to not wearing a mask:


We asked her why and she said,

Please bore someone else with your questions.

I think we need to talk about how Mel found a way to wear a jacket in a hot summer.

Im sure the WH is an icebox to accommodate her sweaty obese husband

I always wore a jacket inside at work in DC in the before-times.

The other women at that table are in short sleeves.
Yes, very much this! For me, summer at the office meant a space heater under the desk, a big blanket over my bare legs, and a blazer or sweater over my dress. Haven't all seen Women's Winter?

The other women at that table are wearing short sleeves.

[Anonymous]

We’ e previously established that Melania runs cold and probably has Raynaud’s (the gloves are the tip-off). I think Kelly Ann is still in hot flash mode—she frequently wear sleeveless dresses or shells.