OP where are you from originally? This is fascinating to me. |
Okay. Replace “doughnuts” with whatever low calorie bar you eat. Same difference. Bottom line: it’s not rocket science. Anyone going into a vacation with a chip on their shoulder and a complete inability will be voted off the island or sent down the river (or whatever saying fits your “forest” vacation best). |
Okay, I’ll bring my own bacon. And I’ll secretly hide your frying pan and refuse to share mine. |
The title of this thread is making me think of those inns from the 1600s when a bunch of people would pile in and sleep on reeds on the floor, sometimes next to livestock. That's the only scenario I can think of in which I was travelling with people I was afraid were going to steal my food. Bizarre. |
OP if this is you... You truly seem crazy. |
I wonder how many men actually cook communal meals? I have seen zero from my vacations. They’re smart. It’s a woman thing. They can’t stop servicing, being caretakers. Sorry, I’m not a maid. I would rather be hiking than cooking large meals for groups of people. |
I hate to cook so I can understand that part. We have a cook at home even though I’m a SAHM. Breakfast and lunch are so easy. Why can’t you just make a little extra to share? I just can’t understand. Where are you from? Was your mom like this? Did she teach you not to share food? |
Then order in or get a bunch of prepackaged food to bring. You can get all kinds of healthy stuff that's premade and ready to go. Stop complaining because you're an inadequate, dumb and greedy person. |
Get a big box of aldi's just add water pancake mix and make pancakes or waffles. Done. Cheap. |
Apparently this is the new vacation trend. Tons of blogs about how to protect your bacon from travelers while bedding down in the forest. Google is your friend. Tip: make sure you take the Yeti Bacon Guard with you. You really can’t safeguard your food in the wilderness without one. |
Where do you think meals come from for people who work?! They just magically appear? |
Just add water pancake mix? From Aldi’s? As if! I don’t feed my kids that poison. And like I said, I’m not interested in cooking for anyone. |
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Do you understand the difference between Johnny having a couple of slices of bacon and Johny eating the entire Costco package of bacon that was supposed to last a few days? Then instructions of trying our cereal eating the whole box? That’s the annoying part. Remember, you’re in the middle of forest and you can just make a grocery run. |
Let’s lay off the OP. She’s likely on some 900 calorie paleo bacon diet and simply doesn’t have the energy to cook for a crowd. |