Ok. Fair. Let's talk about that. |
pp is not wrong |
People have a right to have faith without anyone else’s permission. It is not a good-faith question. This is exactly the kind of comment that pretends to be a question but is actually a provocation. That “bear mauling 42 children” line is a gotcha trope. It’s commonly used to: Shock people and force them into defending scripture. It puts people on moral defensive. It is a trope to try to assert intellectual dominance. brief: the prophet Elisha is mocked by a group, he pronounces a curse, and bears maul 42 of them. On the surface, it sounds horrific and arbitrary. But the meaning hinges on several things that don’t come through in modern English or modern cultural assumptions. Children is a misleading translation The Hebrew word naʿarim does not mean small children. It usually means adolescents or young men — think teens to young adults. This was likely a group, not two little kids teasing someone. This was not playground mockery “Go up, baldhead” is not about hair. “Go up” is almost certainly a reference to Elijah’s ascent just before this (2 Kings 2). It’s a way of saying: “Get lost”, “Go die”, or “We reject you and your God.” In the ancient Near East, publicly rejecting a prophet was equivalent to rejecting God’s authority — especially in a city known for idol worship. This was a hostile act, not childish teasing. The setting matters (Bethel) This happens near Bethel, which at the time was a center of apostate worship (golden calves, rejection of Yahweh). So the story functions as a warning narrative: -Rejecting God’s authority → real consequences -Prophets are not self-appointed cranks; they represent divine covenant authority That doesn’t make it comfortable — but it explains the point of the story. Elisha does not “sic bears on them” He pronounces a curse “in the name of the Lord.” The text is descriptive, not prescriptive: It is not saying “this is what believers should do,” not teaching a moral rule. It is recording an event meant to signal seriousness, not to illustrate model behavior or instructions for people to act in this manner. The Bible often reports events without endorsing them as ethical templates. Ancient audiences understood something modern readers often miss: God is not tame, and covenant rejection is not trivial. This story isn’t about baldness, insults, or vengeance. It’s about authority, boundaries, and the cost of contempt in a theocratic society. That doesn’t mean Christians like the story, and the story doesn’t fit moral modern instincts whatsoever. Many faithful people still wrestle with it openly. It cannot be reduced to “God murders kids for teasing” without distorting the text, and it’s not meant to be a standalone proof of anything Reasonable Christians know this is troubling, and don’t have a neat answer. That’s not intellectual failure — that’s honesty. |
Honesty? There's no honest reason why anyone should accept your interpretation. |
You think I know ancient languages and read the texts personally? That I can translate and understand ancient languages and texts? I cannot. https://www.christian-thinktank.com/QNU_meanElisha_p3.html This link is to a much more in depth analysis of the scripture. Again, I am not trying to make you believe what I believe. You can have your own interpretation. You can interpret the passage as a bear mauling kids over a lack of hair. |
Arguing over the meaning of scripture is like arguing over whether superman would beat batman in a one on one fight. Fiction is fiction. |
Correct. Also, the pp who posted this story really wants to believe that it's true, so they find an interpretation that proves it, in their eyes. They don't consider that the interpretation itself could be false. Instead, they can feel smart that they found this interpretation and shared it with other people. |
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Not every believer thinks the Bible is factual. Or needs to. Like somebody lives 900 years? Define "year" lol?!!?
Like there was oral history about a tsunami and that got used in a story about fleeing the Egyptians? Clever. General lessons, principles can be gleaned without requiring inerrancy. So tie me to the whipping post.(That draws on the Allmans.) |
But of course the answer is Superman. It's self-evident. |
Except Batman has the resources to gather lots of kryptonite and the cunning to lure Superman into a trap.
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If you were honest you'd acknowledge that there is no consistency with God in the text and no proof of a God or any of his profits or sons ever existing while humans have inhabited the earth. |
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God is non-profit.
Did you mean prophets? Try to focus. |
He can just create unlimited gold. The church does this by defining what is sin and then telling you how much to pay them to receive forgiveness. |
| The church isn't God. |
Correct again! |