Dear Green Velvet Thong ... a locker room rant.

[Anonymous]

Nobody wants to see all that. So yes, I try to keep my lady bits covered. And yes, do not open the door when you knock and somebody on the otherside says wait.

If you had any friends they would tell you we dont want to see you Ms Door knocker parading around the locker. Nobody in there (Not even the non-straight ones) want to see your dimples.

Yes, you are petite and you probably look good for your age. But you are aging and you are not a fine wine.

And for the love of!!! If it ain't Christmas why do have green velvet on ... come to think of it why are thongs made in velvet...

yuck. yuck yuck.

[Anonymous]

op -here again and WHY do I know you were green velvet thongs.
I'm going to rinse my eyes now.

[Anonymous]

It's going to be fine...
The human body is a mechanical work of art, macro and microscopically. Which turns it into a thing of beauty.

Well, that's my biologist perspective.
Though I'm not a fan of the green velvet thong, or any thong for that matter. Nor of people who barge in when they have been told not to!

[Anonymous]

OP, you are strange.

[Anonymous]

OP. . .isn't it a bit early in the day to be drinking?

[Anonymous]

Smoke a joint tonight while sipping your wine, you will forget all about your rant

[Anonymous]

I would MUCH rather see green thong in the locker room than those old ladies that insist on bending over for 10 minutes flashing vag. But that's just me I guess.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would MUCH rather see green thong in the locker room than those old ladies that insist on bending over for 10 minutes flashing vag. But that's just me I guess.

Those pussies need a crutch.

[Anonymous]

who the hell cares. get dressed and get out.

[Anonymous]

Yesterday at the gym I saw a woman who was in the middle of getting dressed--jeans already on--blow drying her hair topless. Seriously, why wouldn't you just finished getting dressed? Nobody wants to see your old saggy boobs.

[Anonymous]

I honestly think it's awesome when there's diversity in the locker room.

Not kidding.

It shouldn't be a beauty contest. You should be able to be at the gym and not feel like there are rules about how you should look in order to be there.

I saw an older woman slip into bright, shiny red spandex pants and apply bright, shiny red lipstick before heading to the elliptical. It gave me a "you go girl" chuckle. I mean, why not?

Aging isn't a sin or illegal.

[Anonymous]

Oh my.

[Anonymous]

It's a locker room. People get naked. Some wear fancy underwear.

I like what 20:18 has to say. And quit hating on my thong.

[Anonymous]

OP, you might enjoy the "Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At the Gym" section of this blog (not mine):
http://www.taraariano.com/category/things-i-think-at-but-do-not-say-to-people-at-the-gym/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I honestly think it's awesome when there's diversity in the locker room.

Not kidding.

It shouldn't be a beauty contest. You should be able to be at the gym and not feel like there are rules about how you should look in order to be there.

I saw an older woman slip into bright, shiny red spandex pants and apply bright, shiny red lipstick before heading to the elliptical. It gave me a "you go girl" chuckle. I mean, why not?

Aging isn't a sin or illegal.

Love it!

What I find most creepy is that the OP is gawking at other women in the locker room. Out of respect I divert my eyes from looking at other people in the locker room. I focus on getting myself ready and most definitly don't stare long enough to look at the color and texture of someone's thong, now THAT is what I find creepy, what a pervert!