Dear Green Velvet Thong ... a locker room rant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nobody wants to see all that. So yes, I try to keep my lady bits covered. And yes, do not open the door when you knock and somebody on the otherside says wait.

If you had any friends they would tell you we dont want to see you Ms Door knocker parading around the locker. Nobody in there (Not even the non-straight ones) want to see your dimples.

Yes, you are petite and you probably look good for your age. But you are aging and you are not a fine wine.

And for the love of!!! If it ain't Christmas why do have green velvet on ... come to think of it why are thongs made in velvet...

yuck. yuck yuck.

Very much unlike the OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yesterday at the gym I saw a woman who was in the middle of getting dressed--jeans already on--blow drying her hair topless. Seriously, why wouldn't you just finished getting dressed? Nobody wants to see your old saggy boobs.

I see this a lot!! So strange!

I shower and change at home. This is a major benefit of WAH. I also don't have to use those nasty work restrooms anymore.

[Anonymous]

I like how some gyms seem like you need to go to a practice gym just to be eligible for the original gym.

[Anonymous]

I went to a gym once to use a pool so I had to change there. It was remarkable. Women were strutting in the locker room. Don't pretend you don't know what OP is talking about or that it's simply about "averting your eyes" and if you see anything you must be a perv. I have never thrown clothes on so fast in my life and I saw more than I've ever seen before. I've been in locker rooms at water parks, judo schools, ballet schools, gymnastics gymnasiums, and I have NEVER seen anything like ladies getting out in gyms. Crazy!

[Anonymous]

Some people are more comfortable with nudity than others. Bodies are not shameful, and being comfortable with nudity in the locker room is not "pervy"

[Anonymous]

OP, I enjoy a good rant, and I enjoy a funny rant Please come back when you have one to share.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I honestly think it's awesome when there's diversity in the locker room.

Not kidding.

It shouldn't be a beauty contest. You should be able to be at the gym and not feel like there are rules about how you should look in order to be there.

I saw an older woman slip into bright, shiny red spandex pants and apply bright, shiny red lipstick before heading to the elliptical. It gave me a "you go girl" chuckle. I mean, why not?

Aging isn't a sin or illegal.

Agree completely.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I honestly think it's awesome when there's diversity in the locker room.

Not kidding.

It shouldn't be a beauty contest. You should be able to be at the gym and not feel like there are rules about how you should look in order to be there.

I saw an older woman slip into bright, shiny red spandex pants and apply bright, shiny red lipstick before heading to the elliptical. It gave me a "you go girl" chuckle. I mean, why not?

Aging isn't a sin or illegal.

Agree completely.

+2

[Anonymous]

The old ladies are tired of seeing your asscrack in public. At least they know where nakedness belongs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:op -here again and WHY do I know you were green velvet thongs.
I'm going to rinse my eyes now.

It's 'wear', not 'were'.

[Anonymous]

Don't go to SpaWorld. Really...ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yesterday at the gym I saw a woman who was in the middle of getting dressed--jeans already on--blow drying her hair topless. Seriously, why wouldn't you just finished getting dressed? Nobody wants to see your old saggy boobs.

Gimme a break. I get so sweaty when I blow dry my hair that I am often topless. Why should I get all sweaty blow-drying my hair? Would you rather see my boobies or my pit stains??

Don't worry...your boobies will be saggy too. Then you won't be able to escape seeing them!!

[Anonymous]

I wish I had time to exercise. I'd happily put up with thongs and old bodies.

[Anonymous]

Look, lady. I need to tuck my boobs into something so I don't trip on them. A thong isn't ideal, but it beats nothing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yesterday at the gym I saw a woman who was in the middle of getting dressed--jeans already on--blow drying her hair topless. Seriously, why wouldn't you just finished getting dressed? Nobody wants to see your old saggy boobs.

Gimme a break. I get so sweaty when I blow dry my hair that I am often topless. Why should I get all sweaty blow-drying my hair? Would you rather see my boobies or my pit stains??

Don't worry...your boobies will be saggy too. Then you won't be able to escape seeing them!!

+ 1. I get sweaty blow drying also and my hair is long enough to get the back of my shirt wet while I blowdry. I enjoy my saggies all nice and toasty!