The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I have no life so was looking through photos.

In this one, you can see DT's bronzer came off, so you can see how pink and white his skin looks. Something is wrong with this guy.

This is a better representation of him with/without bronzer.

Oh my. I've never seen the makeup look so much like an actual mask.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:This does not look good.

I consider her the best dressed of the Trump women. That does not mean I like everything or even most things she wears. Just that she does the least horrible job with fashion and doesn't want to look like a blow-up doll like Kim G.

But this? This is a terrible look from the inauguration.

I just noticed that her bronzer also stops on her neck. For a former model, you’d think she would understand blending better.

Her face was not what anyone was paying her for, as a model - we've all seen her modeling pics

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is leaning into menswear-inspired fashion.

It's interesting. I wonder if she does this to make her husband annoyed. He likes women with blond Utah curls and bright-colored sheaths.

Maybe she’s trying to distinguish herself from the rest of the women in his orbit. Kind of… “hired help” v. “lady of the house”???!

I was wondering the same thing. Dressing like a man could be a power move in more ways than one. If you have true power, you don't have to dress like a bimbo to keep Trump happy. By dressing like this, she might be saying she does what she wants.

Yes! She’s probably also reminding him that if he wants feminine clothes and hair, he know how to contact her attorney to adjust their financial arrangements.

[Anonymous]

Does anyone get the feeling lately that the posts in this thread are like AI bots having a conversation?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone get the feeling lately that the posts in this thread are like AI bots having a conversation?

No. Which comments sound like bots?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Does anyone get the feeling lately that the posts in this thread are like AI bots having a conversation?

No. Which comments sound like bots?

All of them. Same comments, over and over.
DP

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Burnt Pillsbury Dogeboy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have no life so was looking through photos.

In this one, you can see DT's bronzer came off, so you can see how pink and white his skin looks. Something is wrong with this guy.

This is a better representation of him with/without bronzer.

Oh my. I've never seen the makeup look so much like an actual mask.

It's been a joke for close to a decade at this point. You can't have missed it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have no life so was looking through photos.

In this one, you can see DT's bronzer came off, so you can see how pink and white his skin looks. Something is wrong with this guy.

This is a better representation of him with/without bronzer.

He is an old dude in limelight, who can blame him for trying to look younger?

He looks a million times better without the bronzer. The fact that he can’t see that is a bad sign. He sees everything through a distorted lens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This does not look good.

I consider her the best dressed of the Trump women. That does not mean I like everything or even most things she wears. Just that she does the least horrible job with fashion and doesn't want to look like a blow-up doll like Kim G.

But this? This is a terrible look from the inauguration.

I just noticed that her bronzer also stops on her neck. For a former model, you’d think she would understand blending better.

The problem with a white shawl collar like that is that she can’t bring the bronzer all the way down or she will end up with an orange ring on the color. But that might also be a shadow cast by her chin or the hamburglar hat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This does not look good.

I consider her the best dressed of the Trump women. That does not mean I like everything or even most things she wears. Just that she does the least horrible job with fashion and doesn't want to look like a blow-up doll like Kim G.

But this? This is a terrible look from the inauguration.

I just noticed that her bronzer also stops on her neck. For a former model, you’d think she would understand blending better.

The problem with a white shawl collar like that is that she can’t bring the bronzer all the way down or she will end up with an orange ring on the color. But that might also be a shadow cast by her chin or the hamburglar hat.

That hat was too big. Did she look in the mirror and think yes this looks good to be seen by millions of people now and forevermore as part of a US presidential inauguration?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This does not look good.

I consider her the best dressed of the Trump women. That does not mean I like everything or even most things she wears. Just that she does the least horrible job with fashion and doesn't want to look like a blow-up doll like Kim G.

But this? This is a terrible look from the inauguration.

I just noticed that her bronzer also stops on her neck. For a former model, you’d think she would understand blending better.

She has a lot of big smile wrinkles for age 55. Assume it’s related to past fillers or something.

I don't think my friends use fillers, so I've never seen wrinkles this deep in real life. This is wild.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone get the feeling lately that the posts in this thread are like AI bots having a conversation?

Nope.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Marla does look good (she's 61) - here she is at the Grammys

The article on this dress is hilarious, the whole website is fun:

For music's biggest night, Marla Maples decided that outdated was the theme. From the poorly tailored dress to the classic loose curls popularized at the beginning of the last decade, this red-carpet moment had so much room for improvement that we're wondering if a time machine was involved because this whole look is so 2010. We could almost see Taylor Swift wearing something like this during her "Speak Now" era.

But let's break it down piece by piece. The dress was constructed with a questionable fabric that's sprinkled with tiny specks that photographed poorly — so much so that we had the sudden urge to grab a lint roller and go to town. And if the material was a miss, the dress' fit wasn't doing any favors, either. As the photos from the evening show, the area around her waist could have done with a bit more cinching; with it going straight down, all of her shape was lost, and the dress' silhouette suffered. Unfortunately, Maples' side part, her curls, or even the gown itself aren't even the worst part. Maples went rogue and shattered the unspoken red-carpet rule of pairing a floor-length gown with black tights. Yes, black tights. We'll give you a moment to process this utter red-carpet fashion crime that, in retrospect, definitely made her one of the worst-dressed celebs at the 2025 Grammys.

Read More: https://www.glam.com/1779059/marla-maples-outdated-outfit-2025-grammys/

We know it's your website and you're trying to get clicks. Not working.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have no life so was looking through photos.

In this one, you can see DT's bronzer came off, so you can see how pink and white his skin looks. Something is wrong with this guy.

This is a better representation of him with/without bronzer.

Oh my. I've never seen the makeup look so much like an actual mask.

It's been a joke for close to a decade at this point. You can't have missed it!

Oh, I realize that, but in that photo it really looks like a piece of film was just stuck to his face. And maybe because of the contrast with the other pic.

Yesterday when I was looking at it a coworker told me to turn around and I about jumped out of my chair. He had this pull on mask, like a nylon stocking but with a face on it. It was horrifying and kind of the same way.
If Trump had showed up at the debate with his natural face he would have looked older than Biden.