The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:In other fashion news, Ivanka wore flats and white shirt to “volunteer” aka photo op at food distribution center:


Oops wrong photo:

She is delivering food to a stretch escalade?

[Anonymous]

Regarding the nips, my best friend is like this. Hers are just super pointy and out there. We’re forever telling her “headlights.” She wears padded bras but they show through. And I think when she gets dressed in the morning everything is good but then when she gets even a tiny bit cold they get bigger. She’s always embarrassed about it. When it matters she wears tape over hers, but that’s not comfortable for daily wear. Mine are similar while breastfeeding.

Alas Ivanka’s are totally fake and I don’t think she’s wearing padded bras like she should.

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Anonymous wrote:Marla always looks great.

Yeah, who would’ve thought she was the one of the Trump women with the best taste? And she seems to be aging more gracefully than wither Ivana or Melania. The best revenge is living well....

I actually think she would have made a decent First Lady. She's no Michelle Obama, that's for sure, but I think she would be capable of showing some more warmth and empathy than Melania. I think she is capable of being charming.

She was a gold digger who could maintain composure when trump says disgusting things:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3p9mWlCJHBs

Marla, Melania, and Ivanka were all trained impeccably or are just dead on the inside.

Gold digger, maintains composure when Trump says disgusting things, Birther, and likely dead on the inside goes for Melania as well. She just can't even pretend. I think the Georgia Peach thing and the not dead on the inside thing Marla seems to have would be a small step up. The bar is LOW with this family.

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Anonymous wrote:Someone commented on this a few months ago, and I think they hit the nail on the head. Ivanka thinks she’s a new, modern Kennedy. She wants to be a fashion icon who wears interesting, art-like clothing. She wants to be talked about like Jackie O. But she doesn’t seem to have that gift, and her purchased figure also makes this difficult. So instead she flounders around, avoiding professional boring suits, and instead wears ill-fitting, inappropriate outfits.

Yes, exactly. Jarvanka already had their sights set on being our nation’s “Jewish Kennedys.” And Trump now thinks that Ivanka can be the first female U.S. president.

It has nothing to of with being 'Jewish'. There is nothing in Jarvanka's behavior that is anything but narcissistic.

PP here. I put that in quotes because biographers have reported that this is the phrase the Kushner/Trump clan uses.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:In other fashion news, Ivanka wore flats and white shirt to “volunteer” aka photo op at food distribution center:


Oops wrong photo:

She is delivering food to a stretch escalade?

Kingpins gotta eat too.

[Anonymous]

She manages to never wear the same mask twice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She manages to never wear the same mask twice.

Maybe Melania donated her coats to make masks for every occasion?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Regarding the nips, my best friend is like this. Hers are just super pointy and out there. We’re forever telling her “headlights.” She wears padded bras but they show through. And I think when she gets dressed in the morning everything is good but then when she gets even a tiny bit cold they get bigger. She’s always embarrassed about it. When it matters she wears tape over hers, but that’s not comfortable for daily wear. Mine are similar while breastfeeding.

Alas Ivanka’s are totally fake and I don’t think she’s wearing padded bras like she should.

I've seen this with a lot of fake boobs. Always figured it was sort of like your belly button when you're pregnant

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Anonymous wrote:Marla always looks great.

Yeah, who would’ve thought she was the one of the Trump women with the best taste? And she seems to be aging more gracefully than wither Ivana or Melania. The best revenge is living well....

I actually think she would have made a decent First Lady. She's no Michelle Obama, that's for sure, but I think she would be capable of showing some more warmth and empathy than Melania. I think she is capable of being charming.

I am not sure what Marla's background is/was. She does at least appear more human than Melania, but then Marla got out sooner and was probably abused a lot less.

Plus. I think Melania was not here in the US entirely of her own volition. That puts a damper on things to say the least. We do not know why she was here or who financially supported her while she was here in the early days. Whatever and whoever supported her probably had more control over her and that led to choices that make her who she is now.

[Anonymous]

In Mary T's book, Marla (even though she was only mentioned in one sentence) came out best.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Someone commented on this a few months ago, and I think they hit the nail on the head. Ivanka thinks she’s a new, modern Kennedy. She wants to be a fashion icon who wears interesting, art-like clothing. She wants to be talked about like Jackie O. But she doesn’t seem to have that gift, and her purchased figure also makes this difficult. So instead she flounders around, avoiding professional boring suits, and instead wears ill-fitting, inappropriate outfits.

Yes! She wants to be a Jackie-O/like the European Queens/an iconic woman whom everybody will be talking about for years to come. She wanted her kids to have the same type of "Aww.." effect as John Jr.'s and Caroline's White House pictures, like how everyone gushes over the Cambridge kids. That's what she wanted her little family to be.

If only she could have reined her father in, she could have gotten what she wanted. She only has her father to blame for not elevating her to beloved/respected icon status.

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Pandemic fashion don’t:


Ivanka, your mask is slipping (literally and figuratively), but don’t poke holes in a mask, even for a diamond, ruby, sapphire flag pin. Masks aren’t crocs—they don’t need fashion pins. Masks are meant to protect us from the virus.

(Lovely understated emerald earrings though.)

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Anonymous wrote:Pandemic fashion don’t:


Ivanka, your mask is slipping (literally and figuratively), but don’t poke holes in a mask, even for a diamond, ruby, sapphire flag pin. Masks aren’t crocs—they don’t need fashion pins. Masks are meant to protect us from the virus.

(Lovely understated emerald earrings though.)

Speaking of earnings, retire these unless you’re out for the evening:


You shouldn’t jangle when speaking to world leaders.

Plus, your earlobes are gonna be huge when you’re old.

[Anonymous]

More mask critique:


Ivanka, the metal piece needs to bend over the bridge of your nose. And the bottom should fit against your chin. Kudos for being fearless about the burgeoning chin wattle, but please wear masks correctly. That’s the point.

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Colorado Public Radio just shared on their FB page that Ivanka will be at Rocky Mountain National Park tomorrow and on Friday visiting a child care facility in Denver. What kind of cosplay outfits do we think she'll show up in?