Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:Anders.

tall, blonde, and pale

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Anonymous wrote:Elizabeth (8) nn Lizzie
Eleanor (2) nn Ellie

People act like being a WASP is something to be ashamed of but you are still embracing it. You have Easter dresses and bonnets for the girls, as well as your own (not matching but complimentary) outfit. Per tradition this weekend will include an egg hunt and dinner at Grandmother's (and thankfully it will never involve a potluck). Lizzie is named after Grandmother, although Grandmother goes by Pussy and explaining why that would not be an appropriate nickname for little Elizabeth was possibly the most embarrassing conversation you've ever had in your life.

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Margaret Frances 11 NN - Maggie, Mags, Frank, Marge and on and on

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Anonymous wrote:Olivia
Beatrice

Olivia and Beatrice are 10 years old and 6 years old, respectively. They attend private school in Montgomery County, but Livie attended the local public school for Kindergarten and still has a close friend from that class. Mom and dad both work outside the home. And now that Bea is in Kindergarten, they know that it's time to let go of the nanny. But Hyacinth (or some other beautiful flower name) is such a great nanny and now does all the laundry and packs lunches, and prepares dinner, so one more year seems justifiable.
Livie and Bea have very cute Pottery Barn chairs/backpacks/pillowcases with their names on them. Livie wants new room decor, thinks she is old enough for a Snapchat and an insta, secretly still plays with her American doll, and works really hard in school. Bea wants to be a dolphin trainer, has the cutest missing tooth smile, and is really active in sports. Mom and dad met right after college and waited a really long time to get married because they were busy with things.
A girl on Bea's soccer team, or maybe its a classmate was recently diagnosed with a health problem like type 1 diabetes or heart issues and now Bea thinks she should be a doctor becasue she knew something was up with this friend. Livie like to wear her hair in braids and is on the tall side. The family car is a black Audi.

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Emily, David, Clare, Laura, and Sarah

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Olivia
Beatrice

Olivia and Beatrice are 10 years old and 6 years old, respectively. They attend private school in Montgomery County, but Livie attended the local public school for Kindergarten and still has a close friend from that class. Mom and dad both work outside the home. And now that Bea is in Kindergarten, they know that it's time to let go of the nanny. But Hyacinth (or some other beautiful flower name) is such a great nanny and now does all the laundry and packs lunches, and prepares dinner, so one more year seems justifiable.
Livie and Bea have very cute Pottery Barn chairs/backpacks/pillowcases with their names on them. Livie wants new room decor, thinks she is old enough for a Snapchat and an insta, secretly still plays with her American doll, and works really hard in school. Bea wants to be a dolphin trainer, has the cutest missing tooth smile, and is really active in sports. Mom and dad met right after college and waited a really long time to get married because they were busy with things.
A girl on Bea's soccer team, or maybe its a classmate was recently diagnosed with a health problem like type 1 diabetes or heart issues and now Bea thinks she should be a doctor becasue she knew something was up with this friend. Livie like to wear her hair in braids and is on the tall side. The family car is a black Audi.

I just spit my drink out. You're so random, so hilarious.

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Elizabeth, Kathryn, and Patrick

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Louis

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Nora and Henry

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Layla
Nadia
Reza
Tarek

Of Middle Eastern descent. You have great hair.

My dd is also Layla.we are Ethiopian and she has beautiful hair!!

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Anonymous wrote:Mary
Elizabeth

Old money WASP

WASP??? Seriously??? Try Catholic.

Nah. If they were catholic one kid would have both names.

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Avery - (elementary school age)

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Dan - age 12
Thomas - age 10 (always Thomas, never Tom or Tommy)

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mary
Elizabeth

Old money WASP

WASP??? Seriously??? Try Catholic.

Nah. If they were catholic one kid would have both names.

Agreed. Mary Elizabeth and Mary Katherine

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Dean - age 1