Does it have to be now?!

[TheManWithAUsername]

So I'm watching the game yesterday, while DW polishes the silver, gives the kids a Chinese lesson, and (discretely) does her Kegels. Then she interrupts me to bring me a homemade meatball sub - which is cool, I guess - but instead of just leaving it on the table, she pokes her head into my snuggie and starts to pleasure me. I'm like, "Hello? Fourth quarter?"

I know she tries, but come on!

[Anonymous]

Totally agree. That's what halftime is for!

[Anonymous]

OP, did you get back to her after the game, or were you both too put off by each other's obliviousness to your respective priorities?

[Anonymous]

Classic relationship test: "which is more important, a meatball sub, the 4th quarter of the playoffs, or a blow job from your wife?"

The correct answer is to put down the meatball sub and lose the remote. At this point you are in the clear.

[Anonymous]

OP, just out of curiosity, is your wife Chinese? If so, I'm possibly the "opposite" of your marriage, where DH is Chinese and I'm not. I am sorely behind on learning the language, though.

[Anonymous]

lol. I love you, TMWAUN. You're hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Get a DVR and stop complaining.

[ThatSmileyFaceGuy]

At least she could have waited until they cut to commercial

[Anonymous]

TheManWithAUsername wrote:So I'm watching the game yesterday, while DW polishes the silver, gives the kids a Chinese lesson, and (discretely) does her Kegels. Then she interrupts me to bring me a homemade meatball sub - which is cool, I guess - but instead of just leaving it on the table, she pokes her head into my snuggie and starts to pleasure me. I'm like, "Hello? Fourth quarter?"

I know she tries, but come on!

Hello, DVR? BJ first, fast forward through commercials later. This is all upside.

[Anonymous]

You just want US to think about giving you a bj, themanwithausername! Mission accomplished

[Anonymous]

"she pokes her head into my snuggie and starts to pleasure me"

Grown man uses the word snuggie? Fake or -
Gay, gay, gay, and gay.

[ThatSmileyFaceGuy]

Anonymous wrote:"she pokes her head into my snuggie and starts to pleasure me"

Grown man uses the word snuggie? Fake or -
Gay, gay, gay, and gay.

would you rather he called it his "As seen on TV microfleece unionsuit" ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Get a DVR and stop complaining.

I'm a DW and this is what I say.

[Anonymous]

Why is a grown man or anyone for that matter wearing a snuggie? Sucking you off while you watch football and you are complaining?

[Anonymous]

Halftime sammich and BJ. And you're complaining?

Wut.