Does it have to be now?!

[Anonymous]

I just hope that afterwards she took the Snuggie™ down to the burbling stream behind your castle and washed on the rocks like a good wench. Did she refill your goblet with mead as well? I will agree to lift my skirts for the king during a break from the sporting matches.

[Anonymous]

This is another example of why it seems likely that the man with a username and the smiley face guy are people who you really wouldn't want to know in person.
This original post isn't even funny and imagine taking the time to write something like that anyway..........

[TheManWithAUsername]

Anonymous wrote:OP, did you get back to her after the game, or were you both too put off by each other's obliviousness to your respective priorities?

I know there was an orgasm later, but the Giants won in overtime so I'm a little fuzzy on causation.

[Anonymous]

The kegels made the OP's DW horny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is another example of why it seems likely that the man with a username and the smiley face guy are people who you really wouldn't want to know in person.
This original post isn't even funny and imagine taking the time to write something like that anyway..........

You probably do know them in person--but you just don't know it....

[Anonymous]

Dvr Pause you moron

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is another example of why it seems likely that the man with a username and the smiley face guy are people who you really wouldn't want to know in person.
This original post isn't even funny and imagine taking the time to write something like that anyway..........

That is so true. He annoys the shit out of me.

[Anonymous]

TheManWithAUsername wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, did you get back to her after the game, or were you both too put off by each other's obliviousness to your respective priorities?

I know there was an orgasm later, but the Giants won in overtime so I'm a little fuzzy on causation.

Eh, I thought it was funny. This too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is another example of why it seems likely that the man with a username and the smiley face guy are people who you really wouldn't want to know in person.
This original post isn't even funny and imagine taking the time to write something like that anyway..........

That is so true. He annoys the shit out of me.

Most of the anonymous people are far more annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is another example of why it seems likely that the man with a username and the smiley face guy are people who you really wouldn't want to know in person.
This original post isn't even funny and imagine taking the time to write something like that anyway..........

That is so true. He annoys the shit out of me.

Most of the anonymous people are far more annoying.

Having a user name doesn't insulate you from being annoying. It just allows people to decide how frequently you are annoying.

[Anonymous]

Whatever, I thought it was funny. And funny that people thought he was being serious. I can see all these guys sitting there like "WTF?? Someone is turning down meatball subs and BJs???"

[Anonymous]

I don't see the conflict. Can't all three of these activities be enjoyed at the same time?

[Anonymous]

Sorry, I can relate to OP. It's still an intrusion even if it's for sex. Sounds like a power play. Did DW resent your watching football, OP?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't see the conflict. Can't all three of these activities be enjoyed at the same time?

I know. Forgive my confusion but isn't that really hot to get a BJ while watching the game?

[TheManWithAUsername]

Anonymous wrote:This original post isn't even funny and imagine taking the time to write something like that anyway..........

"That guy just tried to make people laugh. Goddam sonofabitch!"

Anonymous wrote:This is another example of why it seems likely that the man with a username and the smiley face guy are people who you really wouldn't want to know in person.

I.e., men.

Seriously, though: that's messed up dragging TSFG into this. It's not like HE tried to make you laugh.*

I thought he was universally beloved - there's an entire (very long) thread dedicated to his virtues. I often think that my only contribution here has been to make him look good by comparison. Yeah - so what if I'm jealous?


* Well, he did say the funny thing about the snuggie, but I don't think he knew you were reading.