Bennifer Revisited

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Anonymous wrote:She looks like your typical 40-something latina mom in this picture, honestly. I like that she's not glammed up.



(yes, I know she's older than 40, but that's how old she looks in this pic)

Yikes! Looking rough and definitely older than 40.

This photo has obviously been manipulated.
I cannot believe you guys think this is how she really looks!

Oh my sweet summer child....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He looks good—anyone criticizing has not traveled with four kids during a heat wave. He needs sunglasses—that’s how most stars avoid this criticism. The bright sun glare plus paparazzi flash is cruel on the under eyes.

Which begs the question - why the F_ are they doing their "last minute honeymoon" in Paris during a heat wave when they could literally go ANYWHERE? Hm....

[Anonymous]

Hey y'all! She looks old in her butt picture, too, in all its filtered glory, her face still looks old.

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[Anonymous]

Hey y'all! She looks old in her butt picture, too, in all its filtered glory, her face still looks old.

[Anonymous]

^^ What would you prefer, that she looks her age in the face or that she looks like a 20-year-old?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Europe is literally on fire. Like 104F on fire. JLo and Ben look over it - this was definitely a trip at the request of the kids.

The kids adore each other so that makes sense. You can see Ben's kids prefer having fun with the new fam to mooning around bored with Garner. What a life.... Power couple, power family.

Oh, please! Those kids live a circus life! They would prefer that they're parents stayed together.

[Anonymous]

I just googled Raquel Welch 1990 just for comparison’s sake. J Lo has a similar body and face—I think they both look about equal at age 50 (which is a huge compliment—Raquel Welch really aged well). I can’t find a naked picture of RW at 50, so can’t vouch for whether she needed some bum balm, though!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just googled Raquel Welch 1990 just for comparison’s sake. J Lo has a similar body and face—I think they both look about equal at age 50 (which is a huge compliment—Raquel Welch really aged well). I can’t find a naked picture of RW at 50, so can’t vouch for whether she needed some bum balm, though!

Raquel was a classy woman.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^ What would you prefer, that she looks her age in the face or that she looks like a 20-year-old?

According to at least one person on here, she looks 25 and is the most gorgeous and happy and well adjusted person in the world.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I just googled Raquel Welch 1990 just for comparison’s sake. J Lo has a similar body and face—I think they both look about equal at age 50 (which is a huge compliment—Raquel Welch really aged well). I can’t find a naked picture of RW at 50, so can’t vouch for whether she needed some bum balm, though!

Raquel was a classy woman.

She also didn’t have the technology available to make her photos look this good.

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Anonymous wrote:So sad. Just a year ago Max and Emme were so happy with A Rod's kids. So many beautiful group photos of them swimming, attending each other’s dance recitals. Wtf happened??

Mommy wanted more attention.

Calm down. They’ll adjust.

Will they? I hope they also adjust to seeing mom’s naked body plastered everywhere.

They’re smart enough to know it’s photoshopped beyond belief so nobody is actually seeing mommy’s real naked body!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just googled Raquel Welch 1990 just for comparison’s sake. J Lo has a similar body and face—I think they both look about equal at age 50 (which is a huge compliment—Raquel Welch really aged well). I can’t find a naked picture of RW at 50, so can’t vouch for whether she needed some bum balm, though!

Raquel was a classy woman.

She also didn’t have the technology available to make her photos look this good.

Frankly, Raquel wFranklin, much more stunning than JLo. Thinner, longer legs and bigger boobs, plus a gorgeous face. She didn't need filters and technology to look gorgeous.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Europe is literally on fire. Like 104F on fire. JLo and Ben look over it - this was definitely a trip at the request of the kids.

The kids adore each other so that makes sense. You can see Ben's kids prefer having fun with the new fam to mooning around bored with Garner. What a life.... Power couple, power family.

Oh, please! Those kids live a circus life! They would prefer that they're parents stayed together.

Not sure what a "circus life" is but alright. They can "prefer" whatever they want but that's obviously not reality so they're making the best of things. Very strong and fun family here.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Europe is literally on fire. Like 104F on fire. JLo and Ben look over it - this was definitely a trip at the request of the kids.

The kids adore each other so that makes sense. You can see Ben's kids prefer having fun with the new fam to mooning around bored with Garner. What a life.... Power couple, power family.

Oh, please! Those kids live a circus life! They would prefer that they're parents stayed together.

Not sure what a "circus life" is but alright. They can "prefer" whatever they want but that's obviously not reality so they're making the best of things. Very strong and fun family here.

Sadly, there are way too many kids in our country having to make the best of things because of their parents' behavior.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I do want to correct some misperceptions here. Ben is not a "Boston bro' as much as he comes off that way.
His mother is from high society.

And his puritan ancestors must be rolling over in their graves over his/hers/their compulsive drive to be seen and displays of wealth, good Lord. I feel for his mother who discouraged the pairing the first time around. Her mother apparently adored him, go figure.