Weird habits of the house/houseguest
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Anonymous
+1 GET WOKE PEOPLE! |
Anonymous
| She have a rule: wash your hands when you come into the house. No exceptions. It has been strictly enforced ( my mom) watches during flu season. |
Anonymous
Someone please explain. What’s the knife for? Are people eating while pooping? |
Anonymous
Just put "plastic knife" into the DCUM search. Then hang on for dear life, because it gets WILD. |
Anonymous
Oh my GOD had a guest do this once, this moron came in with a fast food bag and headed into the bathroom. They came out twenty minutes later, empty fast food bag, and left behind an odor that could have peeled paint off the walls. I was LIVID,  told my then H that either his idiot friend left the next day or I left.
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Anonymous
Did he use only a square or two? Or a knife? |
Anonymous
Why? I can't remember the last house I was in where that was a rule and I have been in a bunch of homes. I don't stomp around in mud or dance in dog shit. I wipe my feet before entering. Why do you presume I need to remove my shoes? When shoes get removed coming into my house, they become property of my dog. |
Anonymous
| If you ask me to take my shoes off your floors better be spotless. No pet hair, legos, food splotches, etc. If your home is dirty and you want people to go shoeless your a poseur and it ain't cultural. |
Anonymous
I am also newish to DCUM and while I can imagine what it would be used for, there are way too many posts containing "plastic knife" like 20 pages... and weirdly many of those also reference "burgundy washcloths"... |
Anonymous
| My grandmother uses an INSANE amount of toilet paper. We are talking 2, sometimes 3 rolls a day. More than once, she's pillaged rolls from other bathrooms in the house and left poor soul screaming down the stairs praying to be heard. No one is sure why she uses so much. A few years ago my mom tried to casually bring it up, grandma FLIPPED. Now she brings a big ass suitcase with 12 rolls of TP when she visits them. |
Anonymous
Yep. Aren’t floors for walking on? I’m so glad all my friends are more concerned with the comfort of their guests than the cleanliness of their freakin FLOORS. (And spare me the allergy bit, please.) |
Anonymous
Idk about tp but they probably used a knife whilst eating their stupid Whopper
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Anonymous
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My mom likes to reuse tea bags. Like the same one all day. So she'll make a cup of tea, and then save the bag (sometimes in a small bowl, but sometimes on a paper towel). Except then she forgets, and does it with another one. By the end of the day, there are disgusting old tea bags, soaked through paper towels, and empty cups EVERYWHERE. She is also always flossing her teeth for some reason, and I constantly find used floss.
But, I love her a ton, so I can get past this. My poor husband, however... 
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Anonymous
| My in laws (parents, and siblings) are all wacky with their towels. Like they use them once, and then throw them on the floor. It's my MIL's job, I guess, to gather them up at some point in the day, and wash them and replace them. If you get to the shower late, sometimes all that is left is the pile of wet towels on the floor. It is really weird and wasteful to me (and gross when I have to dry off with a towel off the floor). |
Anonymous
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