Jokes - clean and dirty
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Share one of each.
Clean Q: Why was the strawberry worried about his parents? A: They were in a jam! Dirty Q: What do vampires do with used tampons? A: Make tea! |
Anonymous
That is not a dirty joke, that is a disgusting joke. |
Anonymous
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Girl walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?"
She says, "Double entendre." So he gives it to her. |
Anonymous
Groan! (and that's not a double entendre) |
Anonymous
Oh I see how some of you were confused - this isn't a rate-that-joke thread. It's meant to share jokes. Try again 
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Anonymous
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Clean:
Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey!
Dirty: Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it. |
Anonymous
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What does a snail say while riding on a turtle's back?
Wheeeee! (all my dirty jokes are long and involved, and rely heavily on my joke-telling skills. Sorry about that. They're pretty great.) |
Anonymous
This is so cute! Thanks, you saved the thread! |
Anonymous
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Why do men have legs?
So there won't be a trail of shit smeared on the ground when they move. Why do women have legs? So there won't be a trail of slime smeared on the ground when they move. (Knew someone who told the second one to a class of middle school kids. Think he was fired for that.) |
Anonymous
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way. |
Anonymous
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Why did the lady walk outside with her purse open?
A: because she heard there was going to be some change in the weather. |
Anonymous
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Math joke:
What did the baby acorn say when he grew up and realised what he had become? "Gee! I am a tree!" (geometry) Why is the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 8 9! |
Anonymous
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My 6 year old's current favorite:
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:Because he was looking for Poo(h)! |
Anonymous
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knock knock
who's there boo boo who don't cry |
Anonymous
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Favorite clean joke:
How come crows never get hit by cars? Because they warn each other! (in your best Boston accent) Caw Caw! Favorite dirty joke: Involves duct tape, chicken wire and pussy willow. A semi-long "story" joke - I'm sure yOu can google it. Pretty tame actually, but fun if you tell it in a Hillbilly accent. |