Water-drinking culture is out of control

[Anonymous]

I think hating water drinking is a new conservative thing. It’s so bizarre.

For years the importance of drinking water was drilled into us and then now people are mad about it. Also hilarious that people think other are trying to show off or something by carrying…a water bottle??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think hating water drinking is a new conservative thing. It’s so bizarre.

For years the importance of drinking water was drilled into us and then now people are mad about it. Also hilarious that people think other are trying to show off or something by carrying…a water bottle??

+1

They're so f-ing weird. Water...really?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think hating water drinking is a new conservative thing. It’s so bizarre.

For years the importance of drinking water was drilled into us and then now people are mad about it. Also hilarious that people think other are trying to show off or something by carrying…a water bottle??

As a conservative, I think water should be reserved for the wealthy. It angers me when I see poor people guzzling up all the good water.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think hating water drinking is a new conservative thing. It’s so bizarre.

For years the importance of drinking water was drilled into us and then now people are mad about it. Also hilarious that people think other are trying to show off or something by carrying…a water bottle??

No way. Those trad wifes are all about water drinking.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Wow. I didn’t know people could be so triggered by… people drinking water. I mean, honestly, who cares??

It’s not benign. Water drinking is evolving into an obsession & fad. Just as cigarette smokers in the workplace think they are owed numerous breaks, waterholics spend lots of time f’ing around with their paraphernalia. And students whose jug runs dry in the middle of class just HAVE to get a refill or they will supposedly risk health problems.

This made me laugh but it’s kind of true.

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Anonymous wrote:When I am in trainings or meetings at work, I'm almost always the only one without one, lol. I'm older than most of the people I work with, I'm Gen X and they are mostly Millenial and Gen Z, and I do wonder if that has anything to do with it.

Yes, there is. We are smarter than you.

Unlikely.

Well, I'm not sitting in meetings laughing at people drinking water, so I feel pretty confident that I am much smarter than you. I have much more important things to worry about.

I believe it's a neurological tic nitwits have had programmed into their thick skulls by doom scrolling on social media and YouTube. Dovetails on all of these low watts believing they have a debilitating anxiety disorder and the sipping helps comfort them.

I really wonder what it's like to live ina brain that functions like this. I can't fathom why anyone would write such detailed fiction in their heads about why people... drink water?

I mean, if you want to go down the oral tic rabbit hole, it arguably it replaced the oral tic people had in the 20th century of smoking? People used to do that pretty constantly. But drinking water doesn't make places smell or expose anyone to second hand smoke so it's a good development.

You wonder what it's like to have a brain that functions? Got it. You think every shopping trend and viral social media "thing" is organic and just appears from thin air? And it's just a pure coincidence all of these tumbler companies are owned by hedge funds now? You are a sucker. And probably protecting because you're an infantile sipper who is handcuffed to a 10lb water jug all day.

I already explained it, dude. No water = Braxton Hicks contractions. My OB would probably find your rant funny, though.

I was pregnant three times in the 90s. Not once did I see any other expecting mothers handcuffed to an adult sippy cup.

How did that affect you?

Proved you were full of crap !

DP and you proved nothing other than you are an obnoxious ahat. Don't tell a pregnant lady she can't have water! What is wrong with you?

Wait, did someone really try to argue that because she personally was pregnant 3x about 30 years ago, a woman who is currently pregnant couldn't possibly have really bad Braxton Hicks contractions without water? That's...next level.
-chronically underhydrated mom who dealt with bad BH contractions for 3 pregnancies and still forgets water everywhere she goes

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think hating water drinking is a new conservative thing. It’s so bizarre.

For years the importance of drinking water was drilled into us and then now people are mad about it. Also hilarious that people think other are trying to show off or something by carrying…a water bottle??

As a conservative, I think water should be reserved for the wealthy. It angers me when I see poor people guzzling up all the good water.

Water drinking is indeed out of control. My neighbor's friend's wife's uncle told him that several car crashes have been caused by people driving under the influence of water.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think hating water drinking is a new conservative thing. It’s so bizarre.

For years the importance of drinking water was drilled into us and then now people are mad about it. Also hilarious that people think other are trying to show off or something by carrying…a water bottle??

As a conservative, I think water should be reserved for the wealthy. It angers me when I see poor people guzzling up all the good water.

Water drinking is indeed out of control. My neighbor's friend's wife's uncle told him that several car crashes have been caused by people driving under the influence of water.

j

Also, an amazing percentage of drownings seem to involve an overdose of water. Like well over half, I believe.

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Anonymous wrote:I think hating water drinking is a new conservative thing. It’s so bizarre.

For years the importance of drinking water was drilled into us and then now people are mad about it. Also hilarious that people think other are trying to show off or something by carrying…a water bottle??

As a conservative, I think water should be reserved for the wealthy. It angers me when I see poor people guzzling up all the good water.

Water drinking is indeed out of control. My neighbor's friend's wife's uncle told him that several car crashes have been caused by people driving under the influence of water.

j

Also, an amazing percentage of drownings seem to involve an overdose of water. Like well over half, I believe.

Citation?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My friend turned up with the biggest water bottle I've ever seen. I think it could be called a water barrel. It has lines with times of the day and how much to drink and when. It is bigger than a milk gallon and she carries it everywhere, dutifully drinking her daily water. She reports that she feels so much better. I didn't get to talk to her much because she repeatedly went to the bathroom.

Like this thing?

https://www.amazon.com/AQUAFIT-BPA-Free-Water-Bottle-Straw/dp/B08FXD5SNC

[Anonymous]

Joke’s on you. Mine is filled with Diet Coke.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My friend turned up with the biggest water bottle I've ever seen. I think it could be called a water barrel. It has lines with times of the day and how much to drink and when. It is bigger than a milk gallon and she carries it everywhere, dutifully drinking her daily water. She reports that she feels so much better. I didn't get to talk to her much because she repeatedly went to the bathroom.

Like this thing?

https://www.amazon.com/AQUAFIT-BPA-Free-Water-Bottle-Straw/dp/B08FXD5SNC

That's the one!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My friend turned up with the biggest water bottle I've ever seen. I think it could be called a water barrel. It has lines with times of the day and how much to drink and when. It is bigger than a milk gallon and she carries it everywhere, dutifully drinking her daily water. She reports that she feels so much better. I didn't get to talk to her much because she repeatedly went to the bathroom.

Like this thing?

https://www.amazon.com/AQUAFIT-BPA-Free-Water-Bottle-Straw/dp/B08FXD5SNC

That's the one!

"Does it fit in cup holders?"

(that's a question in the listing!)