Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Sarah
John

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Claudia

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Claudia and Julia

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Cyril

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Anonymous wrote:Claudia and Julia

You loved "Party of Five"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Claudia and Julia

You loved "Party of Five"

+1

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Claire and Elise

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Anonymous wrote:Claire and Elise

You were that girl in college who went to Paris for her junior year (summer?) study abroad, fell in love with the city/Europe in general and promised herself that she'd become une vraie parisienne by hook or by crook! Then, you returned back to your university and got married 2-3 years after graduating. You met your husband whilst working in PR for a non-profit in NYC at an Alliance Francaise event. He is, who else, a Frenchman.

You two ONLY speak French to each other and your girls and your francophilia never went away (thus, you gave your daughters French names that could also "pass" for American ones). You sent Claire and Elise to an over-priced "maternelle" (or American pre-school equivalent with a French twist) to make sure that they "were as culturally enriched as possible early on" and dropped beaucoup bucks on a house in McLean so that they could attend Kent Gardens, because "OMG, immersion."

You visit your in-laws in Lyon every summer and write Facebook statuses about going to Johnny Halliday concerts and celebrate Bastille Day in your backyard every year like it's your job. You're a SAHM and your husband works for the French embassy; the French Ambassador is a "dear friend of the family."

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Blythe

You really want to be upper-class, but you are not. You are Midwestern middle class, and there's just no getting around it.

Haha, love it

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Lucas
Anna

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Claire and Elise

You were that girl in college who went to Paris for her junior year (summer?) study abroad, fell in love with the city/Europe in general and promised herself that she'd become une vraie parisienne by hook or by crook! Then, you returned back to your university and got married 2-3 years after graduating. You met your husband whilst working in PR for a non-profit in NYC at an Alliance Francaise event. He is, who else, a Frenchman.

You two ONLY speak French to each other and your girls and your francophilia never went away (thus, you gave your daughters French names that could also "pass" for American ones). You sent Claire and Elise to an over-priced "maternelle" (or American pre-school equivalent with a French twist) to make sure that they "were as culturally enriched as possible early on" and dropped beaucoup bucks on a house in McLean so that they could attend Kent Gardens, because "OMG, immersion."

You visit your in-laws in Lyon every summer and write Facebook statuses about going to Johnny Halliday concerts and celebrate Bastille Day in your backyard every year like it's your job. You're a SAHM and your husband works for the French embassy; the French Ambassador is a "dear friend of the family."

This cracked me up! We are both from the Chicago area, where our families have lived for several generations. Moved to this area in 2010, and don't live in McLean. We don't speak French, although I did do a 3-week "study abroad" there in college I'm a teacher, DH works for a corporation based here.

It was a nice story, though. Love your writing style!

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Kaitlyn and Sydney

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Anonymous wrote:Claudia and Julia

You have great respect for classic Roman family names, but adopt them as first names for your daughters.

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Anonymous wrote:Kaitlyn and Sydney

U think u r kewl, but u peaked in high school!

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Anonymous wrote:Lucas
Anna

You are first generation Brazilian, from the interior of the country, and follow this site to learn more about living in the United States (and we entertain you). Your husband is American, so you had to settle on names that work in both countries, but you really wanted to name your daughter Ana. She has a middle name like Carolina, Maria or Vitoria, which only you and your family in Brazil use. You live in Montgomery County because of the good public schools.