Kate's New Picture

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I have this image in my mind of Kate editing images of herself and sending them out to the press hahahaha hilarious. Who would believe that she herself actually did this? Why is that their story?

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Anonymous wrote:NP. The first thing that I noticed about this picture is that Kate's face is more in the shade than the faces of the three children. Clearly, the face is not from the same photo as the kids' faces. She likely lost a lot of weight and looks gaunt, hence an "old" face.

Girl, you're 24 hours behind!

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Anonymous wrote:Like Kate knows photoshop. Lol. She just smiles, no substance.

“I changed a dish soap commercial when I was 11!”

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Anonymous wrote:I have this image in my mind of Kate editing images of herself and sending them out to the press hahahaha hilarious. Who would believe that she herself actually did this? Why is that their story?

I think they thought the the backlash would ease up if it was blamed on Kate. I thought BBC had a good theory. Someone took the picture, sent it to their staff, who edited it too much. Blaming it on Kate was an odd choice

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Anonymous wrote:113 pages all over a tummy tuck.

She's the last person to need a tummy tuck

I had three kids and also had a tummy tuck and no amount of losing weight or working out would have addressed what the tummy tuck fixed. But that said a tummy tuck is an outpatient procedure, I imagine the royals are treated less like cattle but this is way too long a recovery timeline for a TT.

There’s no way you would have been comparable patients. She was in great shape, and it’s unlikely you were.

lol well I was in fact in amazing shape thank you very much. Even thin women struggle with the mom pooch there’s no way to prevent it’s just genetics

DP. Kate's stomach always looks super-flat in her pics, though. Unless she's wearing a lot of support garments.

Yeah. PP is deluded. I’m guessing before her tummy tuck she wasn’t wearing semitransparent gold gowns showing a lack of that pooch. Lol.

I don’t think she had a TT, I’m simply saying pregnancy effects all women and it would not have been this extended recovery time

Again have you seen her sister? Stop saying everyone gets fat and a pooch after pregnancies. They don't.

There is a huge emphasis on appearances in that family and the mom is the one who shared the special diet that got Kate rail thin for her wedding. Plus, Pippa can get surgery because she isn't funded by taxpayers.

How sloppy and insecure are you? Is this measured on a sumo scale?

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Anonymous wrote:what types of things would she be trying to get in negotiations? $, a separate house?

Everything not provided to Diana. Did Diana have protection? A paid for support staff? Homes of her choice. 50/50 custody. Could be anything

I think she’s trying to ensure George and Charlotte aren’t sent to boarding school.

SHE went to boarding school herself. Doubt that is true. She and William have been looking at schools for George (co-ed, presumably all may attend).

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Anonymous wrote:I have this image in my mind of Kate editing images of herself and sending them out to the press hahahaha hilarious. Who would believe that she herself actually did this? Why is that their story?

I think they thought the the backlash would ease up if it was blamed on Kate. I thought BBC had a good theory. Someone took the picture, sent it to their staff, who edited it too much. Blaming it on Kate was an odd choice

I took one class in Photoshop and could have done this. It's an amateur's attempt, clearly.

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Anonymous wrote:Would people be Zaprudering this picture if there wasn’t a virulent group of trolls attacking Kate and William online for everything to “protect” their preferred couple? You all really think a movement that produced rictus-faced Omid Scobie (where he said he couldn’t confirm the affair rumor) would leave Kate alone? Interesting.

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The Queen put out a photo with an ADDED child and there was not this response.

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Anonymous wrote:113 pages all over a tummy tuck.

She's the last person to need a tummy tuck

I had three kids and also had a tummy tuck and no amount of losing weight or working out would have addressed what the tummy tuck fixed. But that said a tummy tuck is an outpatient procedure, I imagine the royals are treated less like cattle but this is way too long a recovery timeline for a TT.

There’s no way you would have been comparable patients. She was in great shape, and it’s unlikely you were.

lol well I was in fact in amazing shape thank you very much. Even thin women struggle with the mom pooch there’s no way to prevent it’s just genetics

DP. Kate's stomach always looks super-flat in her pics, though. Unless she's wearing a lot of support garments.

Yeah. PP is deluded. I’m guessing before her tummy tuck she wasn’t wearing semitransparent gold gowns showing a lack of that pooch. Lol.

I don’t think she had a TT, I’m simply saying pregnancy effects all women and it would not have been this extended recovery time

Again have you seen her sister? Stop saying everyone gets fat and a pooch after pregnancies. They don't.

This is what I said that got you all so deranged:

Even thin women struggle with the mom pooch there’s no way to prevent it’s just genetics

I didn’t say anyone got fat. I simply said that even thin women struggle and it comes down to genetics. Which is what you said.

Pippa could have had anything done money is no object! But also maybe they are just genetically blessed! I do not understand your anger, it seems like you just want to try to make me feel bad so you’re just taking shots to see what sticks.

If you say something stupid you will get called out on it. It's your genetics, not everyone's, clearly.

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Anonymous wrote:Would people be Zaprudering this picture if there wasn’t a virulent group of trolls attacking Kate and William online for everything to “protect” their preferred couple? You all really think a movement that produced rictus-faced Omid Scobie (where he said he couldn’t confirm the affair rumor) would leave Kate alone? Interesting.

THIS.

The Queen put out a photo with an ADDED child and there was not this response.

Thank you. I know what’s ultimately pushing this thread and I’m personally so f——ng sick of it. I just hope those most responsible for this dynamic get what they deserve.

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This has got to be one of the best examples of the Streisand Effect ever. By putting out that fake photo they've made half the world pay attention to this.

And then the photo today made the other half pay attention. People were talking about it in the grocery store line tonight.

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Anonymous wrote:what types of things would she be trying to get in negotiations? $, a separate house?

Everything not provided to Diana. Did Diana have protection? A paid for support staff? Homes of her choice. 50/50 custody. Could be anything

I think she’s trying to ensure George and Charlotte aren’t sent to boarding school.

SHE went to boarding school herself. Doubt that is true. She and William have been looking at schools for George (co-ed, presumably all may attend).

It’s been pretty widely reported she didn’t want them to go to boarding school. Is there no part of your childhood you would prefer to not repeat with your children?

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Anonymous wrote:This is so obviously marital discord. Kate isn't cooperating in order to have leverage over the negotiations. It's truly the only leverage she has--she knows the public wants to see her, and she knows the palace knows it. So Will and his press office decide to put out statements and post photos to make it seems like everything is ok and they are one big happy family. When the photo got killed by multiple press agencies for being doctored, Will's office puts out another statement "from Kate" taking the blame. She can't speak out or issue her own statement because she doing so would cause even more havoc and jeopardize her leverage. They would go scorched earth on her if she started pulling back the curtain. So she'll sit tight and play along to get what she wants.

A divorce is the only thing that makes sense at this point. It explains why no one has seen or heard from her for nearly 3 months, except the pap photo from last week showing her in a car. It explains Will canceling his attendance last minute at the memorial service for a "personal matter." It explains how he hasn't said anything much about Kate in recent weeks. It explains the announcement that she'd attend the Trooping in June and the abrupt denial.

The palace probably thought they'd have everything worked out by Easter and that they could plead privacy by tying it to a medial condition--hence the original timeline and early statements given--but that date is rapidly approaching and things do not seem to be going well.

If that is the case, did they lie about Kate's surgery in January?

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Anonymous wrote:Would people be Zaprudering this picture if there wasn’t a virulent group of trolls attacking Kate and William online for everything to “protect” their preferred couple? You all really think a movement that produced rictus-faced Omid Scobie (where he said he couldn’t confirm the affair rumor) would leave Kate alone? Interesting.

THIS.

The Queen put out a photo with an ADDED child and there was not this response.

Thank you. I know what’s ultimately pushing this thread and I’m personally so f——ng sick of it. I just hope those most responsible for this dynamic get what they deserve.

This is honestly an insane take, and I think you need some help if you’re blaming Megan and Harry for this PR masterclass in what not to do in crisis comms.

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Anonymous wrote:Would people be Zaprudering this picture if there wasn’t a virulent group of trolls attacking Kate and William online for everything to “protect” their preferred couple? You all really think a movement that produced rictus-faced Omid Scobie (where he said he couldn’t confirm the affair rumor) would leave Kate alone? Interesting.

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The Queen put out a photo with an ADDED child and there was not this response.

Thats’s a child, not a working royal next in line to be queen. Kate should be more transparent with the public who pays for her cushy lifestyle. The child is entitled to privacy.