Official Brett Kavanaugh Thread, Part 5

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He looks terrible!
Like bloated and pale and tired.

it is his liver

It will be unique in modern times for a SCJ* to drink himself to death, but I am confident that Brock Kavanaugh can manage the task. He’s been working his butt off at it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He looks terrible!
Like bloated and pale and tired.

it is his liver

It will be unique in modern times for a SCJ* to drink himself to death, but I am confident that Brock Kavanaugh can manage the task. He’s been working his butt off at it.

I wonder if he’ll try to recruit the other Supremes for his 100 keg club.

[Anonymous]

Gorsuch is cringing inside because he knows that now he’s never going to shake this hanger-on.

[Anonymous]

Cecily Strong is Susan Collins.

[Anonymous]

And Pete Davidson as Flake.

[Anonymous]

Beck Bennett does a good McConnell.

[Anonymous]

LOVE Blurred Lines in the background! Perfect!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He looks terrible!
Like bloated and pale and tired.

it is his liver

It will be unique in modern times for a SCJ* to drink himself to death, but I am confident that Brock Kavanaugh can manage the task. He’s been working his butt off at it.

I wonder if he’ll try to recruit the other Supremes for his 100 keg club.[/quote

He's a "keg half full" kinda guy.

Doubt RBG will participate.

Yeah but they can lift weights together at Timmy's house:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He looks terrible!
Like bloated and pale and tired.

it is his liver

It will be unique in modern times for a SCJ* to drink himself to devath, but I am confident that Brock Kavanaugh can manage the task. He’s been working his butt off at it.

I told you give him 10 years and he will have cirrhosis of the liver and kidney failure. Forgot what other proster predicted, blindness.

[Anonymous]

Make all the childish insults you want. He is now a SCJ and will outlive RBG, Breyer, Sotomayet, AND Kagan.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Make all the childish insults you want. He is now a SCJ and will outlive RBG, Breyer, Sotomayet, AND Kagan.

Unless the cirrhosis gets him first.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Make all the childish insults you want. He is now a SCJ and will outlive RBG, Breyer, Sotomayet, AND Kagan.

Unless the cirrhosis gets him first.

You must really be winning at life to wish a terminal disease on another human being. Good on you! You must be sooo proud!

[Anonymous]

Colin Jost: Just hours ago the Senate confirmed Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court with a vote of 50-48. 50 is the lowest number of votes for a Justice in history, but keep in mind it’s also the most “yeses” Kavanaugh has ever heard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Colin Jost: Just hours ago the Senate confirmed Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court with a vote of 50-48. 50 is the lowest number of votes for a Justice in history, but keep in mind it’s also the most “yeses” Kavanaugh has ever heard.

It sounded like they had to use the laugh track on some of the Kavanaugh jokes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Colin Jost: Just hours ago the Senate confirmed Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court with a vote of 50-48. 50 is the lowest number of votes for a Justice in history, but keep in mind it’s also the most “yeses” Kavanaugh has ever heard.

More: “Kavanaugh did a bunch of disqualifying stuff just this past week. He basically lied under oath at a job interview to become a judge. That’s like cheating on your wife during your wedding. And then after he went full “Do you know who my father is?” at the confirmation hearing, he had to publish an apology letter in the Wall Street Journal, which is something AA calls ‘Step 9.’”