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Anonymous
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How does everyone else deal with farting in front of DH? Does anyone have the "honor" of being the stinky one in the relationship?
I ask because until recently, I held in my gas when DH was around, even though he did not. One day he asked me why I never farted infront of him, and said that I shouldn't worry about it because he wants me to be totally comfortable around him. Anyways, since then I have been more casual about letting loose, but much to his dismay, mine out-stink his and it's not even close (I can't deny it - they've always been that way!). So, do you fart in front of DH? And if so, who smells worse? |
Anonymous
| No, I can burp with the best of them, but something about farts totally disgust me. His included. |
Anonymous
| We fart in front of each other. His are smellier, although I am victorious quite often. |
Anonymous
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At least you have lots of company!
TMI: Am I the only wife whose farts stink worse than dh? http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/126248.page do you fart in front of your husband? http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/75151.page |
Anonymous
| I absolutely fart in front of my DH...though his are definitely more frequent and smellier! Can't imagine not being comfortable enough to do this, actually. |
Anonymous
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Yup we fart in front of each other. It becomes a little competition to see who's more smelly.
I must say though that it wasn't always this way. Definitely took us a few years of marriage to get to this point |
Anonymous
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No. And I've been married 25 years.
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Anonymous
| My husband pointedly farts in front of me. I hate it. I have to admit, though, that he is never stinky. Seriously, he does not even have to use deodorant. He always smells good to me. Guess that's what makes me stick to him despite his nasty habits. |
Anonymous
| DH farts in front all the time, and is quite proud of his stink and loudness. We've been married 15 years, and he has never heard or smelled me once. |
Anonymous
| Definitely and I always win. Actually I just did as I opened this thread and we're both crying laughing right now. |
Anonymous
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What kind of people don't fart in front of their spouses?? Polite ones, I guess.
I ripped a fart first in our relationship and it's been game on ever since. |
Anonymous
| Yes I do and I have atrocious farts! Sometimes he gets mad at me when I fart in he'd bc they are terrible! Oops |
Anonymous
| We are going on year 11 and I have never farted in front of him. He has farted in front of me maybe once or twice, said "excuse me" and I politely ignored it and continued with our conversation. |
Anonymous
Really? What if you feel a big one coming on? Do you actually leave the room? What if you're in the car together? Don't you just wanna let 'er rip? What about when you're sleeping or totally relaxed in the morning lying in bed? Doesn't it just happen sometimes? I find your claim hard to believe. DH and I fart in front of each other whenever the urge comes on. |
Anonymous
| How did you people survive pregnancy without farting in front of your DHs?!! Inquiring minds want to know |