So this is totally TMI, but...

[Anonymous]

I fart in front of DH all the time and I am horribly stinky. Can't imagine Gavin to hold it inn all the time or having to leave the room!
DH farts in front of me also, but his don't stink.

[Anonymous]

PP - having not Gavin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I fart in front of DH all the time and I am horribly stinky. Can't imagine Gavin to hold it inn all the time or having to leave the room!
DH farts in front of me also, but his don't stink.

oh - I thought perhaps Gavin was your husband.

[Anonymous]

I don't understand how you people have given birth but will not fart in front of your husband?!?! I do not make a point to do so, however, things are just not as tight as they once were and sometimes it simply just happens. We don't make a habit of it but it certainly is not out of the question!

[Anonymous]

Just like I don't fart in front of anyone else either, I don't fart in front of my husband. I hold it in, or let it pass silently hoping it won't smell, or I walk away.

Ironically, while he has never heard me fart, he has seen me poop. When I was pushing out the baby, I had no idea I was also pushing out the poop -- and there it was -- nothing I could do about it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I fart in front of DH all the time and I am horribly stinky. Can't imagine Gavin to hold it inn all the time or having to leave the room!
DH farts in front of me also, but his don't stink.

oh - I thought perhaps Gavin was your husband.

LOL! Damn autocorrect. I obviously also did not mean inn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: I hold it in, or let it pass silently hoping it won't smell, or I walk away.

Isn't it bad to hold it in?? Gives me a stomach ache.

[Anonymous]

Mine are awful, and that is exactly why I never let them go around DH

[Anonymous]

We've been farting in front of each other since dating days. I couldn't have married someone without being able to do that! Of course, mine don't stink as much as his!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I fart in front of DH all the time and I am horribly stinky. Can't imagine Gavin to hold it inn all the time or having to leave the room!
DH farts in front of me also, but his don't stink.

oh - I thought perhaps Gavin was your husband.

LOL! Damn autocorrect. I obviously also did not mean inn.

I fart in front of my "Gavin" all the time.

[Anonymous]

I never felt guilty about it. I figure if DH expects BJs he can deal with my farts. They're both require a certain level of familiarity with one's bodily functions. We fart in front of each other and usually tease each other about it. We both have the habit of, during arguments, saying, "Well, I have another point to make," and then farting. It usually lightens the tension even if it is immature.

I have a friend who is not allowed to fart in front of her husband of almost 10 years, and is only "allowed" to poop in a bathroom that's in the basement, so he can't smell or hear it. It is really the most bizarre thing in the world; other than that, they seem really close and have a good relationship. I just don't get it.

[Anonymous]

We both do it - lots and lots. I can't imagine holding it in...ouch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just like I don't fart in front of anyone else either, I don't fart in front of my husband. I hold it in, or let it pass silently hoping it won't smell, or I walk away.Ironically, while he has never heard me fart, he has seen me poop. When I was pushing out the baby, I had no idea I was also pushing out the poop -- and there it was -- nothing I could do about it!

You are the silent but deadly crop duster! Doing the fart and walk or just walk away is ruder than just letting it rip!

Mine are loud, but not stinky. Sometimes I do a laugh fart and it comes out all broken up.

DD is always embarassed and blames her dad even if he's not in the room.