
It’s more word salad, is that you Blake? |
SPICY YUMMY MEATBALLS WITH NO BITE MAMMA MIA!!! |
The idea that Taylor only uses reputable sources like People sounds like a take that’s being parroted from one of those Swiftie subs. All celebs obviously use People when they want news items about them to be more or less official. But they still use less reputable outlets to achieve other ends. |
Justin is totally winning the PR war. Regardless of how this comes out in litigation, he has won and Blake has lost. I suspect this is actually happening because RR feels threatened by JB. JB is younger, hotter, and has abs you could use to cut diamonds. RR is pushing 50 and does campy Marcel movies. |
Taylor is making it clear that Blake had better nor show up and try to sit with her at the Super Bowl. It's Taylor's time to shine, and she doesn't have time for bad PR or Mint Mobile Boy. |
Wishful thinking. At 40 JB barely has a career to speak of. |
JB is odd, not as hot as he thinks he is, and not even close to RR in his prime. RR is still way more attractive than JB, but RR is evidently a snake. |
I find them both unattractive. RR has weird/intense theater kid energy and is too smiley and smug for me. JB is creepy and I loath the whole "I'm a sensitive, feminist guy -- not like those other guys" vibe. To me they are two sides of the same coin, these are personas created for their entertainment careers and neither seems authentic to me at all. Ironically, I think Lively comes off as more authentic than either of them. Yes she is a mean girl, she thinks she's too cool for school and you can *feel* the disdain she has for other people frequently. But I think that's real! Whereas RR and JB don't seem like real people to me. They both use masks to distance themselves from people. For RR it's snark and smarminess. For JB it's "sensitivity" and being a guy who "gets it." |
Wow just … no. RR has zero sex appeal and JB is maybe not everyone’s ideal type but very sexy. |
Taylor is the dragon. But she isn’t Blake and Ryan’s dragon. She will be the only one left standing. Blake and Ryan’s careers are over and Taylor’s people are signaling that. Taylor realizes she was used by these desperate social climbing creeps. |
Taylor will be totally fine. I'm not a swiftie, but she's going to figure out how to rise above this -- I think the messaging of "it's just a friendship, I'm not involved in her professional life, and disappointed to be dragged into this" is actually exactly the right message. I'm sympathetic! |
Taylor is a multi-billion dollar brand. Ryan and Blake are useful idiots created from thin air with delusions on grandeur. Taylor is showing these bozos who’s boss. |
JB is so greasy looking and looks like he smells. RR is better, no young Brad Pitt, but better than JB. |
Yes, Taylor’s tween American girl Swifties will remain loyal. |
Lively has no persona to call out as inauthentic because she is completely bland. That’s not a good thing. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her say anything interesting, literally ever, and I paid attention to the GG cast’s interviews at the peak of the show’s hype. |