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No, the supposed diversion in traffic to different north south roads. It basically says that north-south traffic will achieve homeostasis in 2045, assuming absolutely no changes are made to any other roads and there is no change in the underlying demographic/density mix in the region. Until then traffic will be a nightmare. It's also already out of date because of the changes made to 14th and 16th as well as the bus routes. It's a static model that assumes nothing changes or has changed since 2019. |
In 20 years after the smoldering ashes of downtown DC finally cool following the upcoming recession, tax hikes, crime wave, and urban flight, someone will ask who thought it was a good idea to make it harder for high earning commuters and tourists to come to DC and spend their money. I hope all of you bike geniuses will step forward and take a bow. |
You should consider writing sci fi scripts - you have quite the imagination. We bike people wll be too busy bartering for rat meat on the open needle exchange that's accessed only by the cratered remnants of bike lanes that the Planet of the Apes has now taken over. |
You bike people will be long gone by then. With no roots in the community you’ll be off to Tucson or Lincoln or whatever the cool new city is. It will be up to the homeowners and grownups to rebuild. |
You'll be in a nursing home, relying on us to keep the economy going. Maybe you should go for a bike ride. Exercise would be good for you. |
Because this is DC, a third of them will be off to the suburbs when their kids reach school age (and ironically blame the lack of bike infrastructure as the reason they are joining the legion of suburban drivers), another third will move back to their hometown and the last third will decamp to “the next cool place”. |
+1 it's sad but true. They'll also ironically blame traffic, safety, space, and schools as the reasons for their move. |
Oh shoot. I missed that memo. I'm still living here and raising kids. Crap. You know so much about *everything* - what should I do? |
Actually, the suburb I’m looking at is having exactly the same kind of discussions about traffic safety and bike lanes. Nobody wants to be mowed down by a car. Everyone wants their kids to be able to walk safely to school. Lots of people would like a bike option. |
I think you did miss the memo. It’s been the explicit economic development strategy of DC for the past several decades to cater to the childless singles, DINKs and retirees. Kids cost money in services. |
Have fun in Silver Spring. |
So do I sell my home? Move the family even though the kids love where we live? I should probably also tell my neighbors who are raising kids here, like to bike to work, etc. Maybe we can all leave together since it's what you're suggesting. Even though we're all doing well here. I just counted, and families with kids are a third of the block and a lot of bicyclists within those. Seems like the memo needs to be broadcast much farther. Or, you're full of it. |
You’re free to do what you want. Just know that the city will do everything in its power to make your life as a parent difficult so that you’ll leave. |