The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:I dont understand the black - navy thing.

I don’t understand a zip up sweater underneath a suit jacket in DC in June.

I think it may be a Veronica Beard jacket and dickey. Can’t find the exact one but it looks a lot like her things.

https://veronicabeard.com/collections/jackets-dickeys

Wow, great work! She's a fan of Veronica Beard jackets (me too, tbh). And she has a second dickey!



—from the white power collection


—from the Eva Braun collection


—from the heroine keeps me thin collection


—from the “we’re not in Kansas (commencement speech) any more collection


—from the boca real estate agent I can sell this (white) house collection

Last one is from the evangelical prosperity collection

The third and fourth pictures are rough. She looks like a younger version of Kellyanne.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Where is Ivanka?

Raiding an 80 year old’s jewelry box to give her best Simone impression for the commencement speech that wasn’t:



Simone the 2002 movie (simulation one) not the singer:


I know know why Ivanka has been wearing a mask so much lately. She had her upper caps redone and is lisping hard.

That explains the mask! It is highly unusual for her not to do what daddy wants so I was shocked she wore masks when others did not. He has amazing control over all of them. Hope Hicks, Jared, etc. I view the lack of masks to mean they do not have enough power to do the smart thing.

The masks or lack of them become a marker.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Good call on the Veronica Beard dickey, PP! What a strange combo.

I had no idea there was such a thing. I mean, I knew about dickeys. But in this style? And in 2020? Why??

Its a weird affectation. The look seems to me to be evoking a casual prepster look—like, I was tooling around Aspen, Nantucket or the Hamptons in my fitted cardigan but the fall air turned nippy so I’ll toss this plaid blazer over top while I run out to the wine store for another bottle of Cotes du Rhone. It does’t really read to me as an office or professional look.
I also just generally hate fake stuff. If you’re going to be a sweater, be a sweater—don’t be a dick(y).

(Historical note aside: once upon a time, detachable collars, cuffs, and yes, dickeys, were worn specifically so that they could be removed (they were delicately sewn on) and washed each night. You would have multiple sets of collars/cuffs/dickeys so that one black or navy outfit could look like three, and also prior to accessible washing/dry cleaning facilities, you would just have the little stuff to wash and hang to dry. None of this really applies in a world in which disposable fashion is a thing and pretty much every household that makes over $40,000 a year has a washer and dryer in their home. Source: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18210768-the-lost-art-of-dress)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where is Ivanka?

Raiding an 80 year old’s jewelry box to give her best Simone impression for the commencement speech that wasn’t:



Simone the 2002 movie (simulation one) not the singer:


I know know why Ivanka has been wearing a mask so much lately. She had her upper caps redone and is lisping hard.

I love this outfit (what we can see, anyway. It’s probably a micro mini or has a slit up to next week or butt ruffles like a southern toddler’s fancy pics)) and jewelry.

Begging Jeff’s forbearance here; I do not wish to link to her entire speech to give her more clicks, but her likeness to AI needs to be seen in motion to be fully appreciated. She literally looks and sounds like a bot.

[Anonymous]

What do we think of McEnearney's glossy white in the eye corners?

[Anonymous]

Uncanny valley. Also, there is no way that recoding was made with the audio.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where is Ivanka?

Raiding an 80 year old’s jewelry box to give her best Simone impression for the commencement speech that wasn’t:



Simone the 2002 movie (simulation one) not the singer:


I know know why Ivanka has been wearing a mask so much lately. She had her upper caps redone and is lisping hard.

That explains the mask! It is highly unusual for her not to do what daddy wants so I was shocked she wore masks when others did not. He has amazing control over all of them. Hope Hicks, Jared, etc. I view the lack of masks to mean they do not have enough power to do the smart thing.

The masks or lack of them become a marker.

Wow, what timing. Previous versions:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So what is the purpose of a dickie?

When you couldn’t afford a shirt:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickey_(garment)

In this case to add layers without girth. (And an excuse to make atrocious fashion choices specifically).

Congratulations, now you can't take your jacket off.
Just wear a shell!
I guess there's a market for it, but it looks odd, and then makes people research a zip up sweater under a jacket, which is weird, and then you land on dickey which is ludicrous.

I do like that she wears a jacket every time. Kudos for that, Kaylee.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So what is the purpose of a dickie?

When you couldn’t afford a shirt:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickey_(garment)

In this case to add layers without girth. (And an excuse to make atrocious fashion choices specifically).

Congratulations, now you can't take your jacket off.
Just wear a shell!
I guess there's a market for it, but it looks odd, and then makes people research a zip up sweater under a jacket, which is weird, and then you land on dickey which is ludicrous.

I do like that she wears a jacket every time. Kudos for that, Kaylee.

+1 good on ya for that Kyliegh.

A sweater dickey is just bizarre. One doesn’t wear a sweater under a jacket unless it’s pretty fricking cold. I know the weather is wonky lately but I’m going to guess June in DC is at least warm.

[Anonymous]

I love this outfit (what we can see, anyway. It’s probably a micro mini or has a slit up to next week or butt ruffles like a southern toddler’s fancy pics)) and jewelry.

Begging Jeff’s forbearance here; I do not wish to link to her entire speech to give her more clicks, but her likeness to AI needs to be seen in motion to be fully appreciated. She literally looks and sounds like a bot.

Love this video. I listened to her original recording and it is so very odd. Her voice is so dreamy/artifical and her body language weird. Her upper lip looks like her recent dose of Botox was too heavy. Can't wait til she goes the way of Imelda Marcos!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I love this outfit (what we can see, anyway. It’s probably a micro mini or has a slit up to next week or butt ruffles like a southern toddler’s fancy pics)) and jewelry.

Begging Jeff’s forbearance here; I do not wish to link to her entire speech to give her more clicks, but her likeness to AI needs to be seen in motion to be fully appreciated. She literally looks and sounds like a bot.

Love this video. I listened to her original recording and it is so very odd. Her voice is so dreamy/artifical and her body language weird. Her upper lip looks like her recent dose of Botox was too heavy. Can't wait til she goes the way of Imelda Marcos!

I thought we were calling her voice "sexy secret".

[Anonymous]

What are you liking about the jewelry? Brooch?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What are you liking about the jewelry? Brooch?

Eh, Imelda wore it better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Good call on the Veronica Beard dickey, PP! What a strange combo.

I had no idea there was such a thing. I mean, I knew about dickeys. But in this style? And in 2020? Why??

Its a weird affectation. The look seems to me to be evoking a casual prepster look—like, I was tooling around Aspen, Nantucket or the Hamptons in my fitted cardigan but the fall air turned nippy so I’ll toss this plaid blazer over top while I run out to the wine store for another bottle of Cotes du Rhone. It does’t really read to me as an office or professional look.
I also just generally hate fake stuff. If you’re going to be a sweater, be a sweater—don’t be a dick(y).

[Anonymous]

My grandmother bought my sister and I Dickeys in the early 80s and we were so confused! I didn’t know they still made those. Why not just a sleeveless blouse with a collar?