The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And what is up with Kayleigh's shirt? Super high collar, yet she has it unbuttoned down to her lower sternum?

That jacket looks too small on her. It's quite remarkable, given that it looks like she maybe consumes 600 calories a day. But her torso doesn't lie, you can't shrink your ribcage (without a lot of painful corset wearing), and girlfriend is not naturally a size zero.

This is not a shirt - it's a zip up sweater!





So, did she have a nose job, and are those her real lips?

Did she mug a mariachi musician on her way home from skiing?

Thank you for that laugh!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And what is up with Kayleigh's shirt? Super high collar, yet she has it unbuttoned down to her lower sternum?

That jacket looks too small on her. It's quite remarkable, given that it looks like she maybe consumes 600 calories a day. But her torso doesn't lie, you can't shrink your ribcage (without a lot of painful corset wearing), and girlfriend is not naturally a size zero.

This is not a shirt - it's a zip up sweater!





So, did she have a nose job, and are those her real lips?

Did she mug a mariachi musician on her way home from skiing?

Thank you for that laugh!

So, did she have a nose job, and are those her real lips?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And what is up with Kayleigh's shirt? Super high collar, yet she has it unbuttoned down to her lower sternum?

That jacket looks too small on her. It's quite remarkable, given that it looks like she maybe consumes 600 calories a day. But her torso doesn't lie, you can't shrink your ribcage (without a lot of painful corset wearing), and girlfriend is not naturally a size zero.

This is not a shirt - it's a zip up sweater!





So, did she have a nose job, and are those her real lips?

Did she mug a mariachi musician on her way home from skiing?

Thank you for that laugh!

So, did she have a nose job, and are those her real lips?

FYI I am Canadian and her buttons look like twoonies.

[Anonymous]

All her taste is in her mouth.

[Anonymous]

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All her taste is in her mouth.

Not if she gets the 'rona!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I dont understand the black - navy thing.

I don’t understand a zip up sweater underneath a suit jacket in DC in June.

I think it may be a Veronica Beard jacket and dickey. Can’t find the exact one but it looks a lot like her things.

https://veronicabeard.com/collections/jackets-dickeys

That was my guess too.

I think this is what she is wearing.

https://veronicabeard.com/products/seabrook-dickey?variant=30975470207087

Aye aye, captain, it ‘tis. Shiver me timbers though—she got her dickies mixed up. (She’s wearing the black one instead of the many one, so we’ll be treated to the plaid jacket if Kayleigh lasts through the summer.)

Aye, ‘tis a terrible mess when a bilge sucking Jenny runs a rig on the captain and dresses like she’s three sheets to the wind, but here ye are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I dont understand the black - navy thing.

I don’t understand a zip up sweater underneath a suit jacket in DC in June.

I think it may be a Veronica Beard jacket and dickey. Can’t find the exact one but it looks a lot like her things.

https://veronicabeard.com/collections/jackets-dickeys

That was my guess too.

I think this is what she is wearing.

https://veronicabeard.com/products/seabrook-dickey?variant=30975470207087

Aye aye, captain, it ‘tis. Shiver me timbers though—she got her dickies mixed up. (She’s wearing the black one instead of the navy one, so we’ll be treated to the plaid jacket if Kayleigh lasts through the summer.)

Aye, ‘tis a terrible mess when a bilge sucking Jenny runs a rig on the captain and dresses like she’s three sheets to the wind, but here ye are.

I wonder if the “bilge water” look will catch on—if it does, pass the grog and keep it coming, especially if there any more 3 men and a Kayleigh photo ops.

[Anonymous]

Let me just say, in these fcking awful times I really love you snarky DCUM btches for making me laugh. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And how many pounds of spackle do the Trump women wear?

They are gonna be so screwed if the make up artist catches covid. That’s probably who trump went to see in the bunker. They keep her chained down their in perpetual isolation—her only friends, the trowel with which she applies the foundation, a mascara wand, and a lipstick.

It rubs the lotion on the skin. ..

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And how many pounds of spackle do the Trump women wear?

They are gonna be so screwed if the make up artist catches covid. That’s probably who trump went to see in the bunker. They keep her chained down their in perpetual isolation—her only friends, the trowel with which she applies the foundation, a mascara wand, and a lipstick.

Are you kidding? With the amounts of slap the men and women of the Trump Regime Wear, they don’t have a makeup artist. They just hired an out of work house painter who brings his paint sprayer. Step up on the tarp and choose your flavor of junk food snack-colored paint. Kayleigh goes for Cool Ranch, Donzo obviously gets classic Cheetos, whereas his daughter Lil Ivana selects Cheetos Baked White Cheddar Puffs for that authentic touch of Daughters of the Confederacy. Jared’s rocking the BM version of Bugles.

Just kidding. Their makeup artist must be a frigging genius to be able to hide their warts and scabs with only some caulk, a bald cap, wigs and theatrical makeup. She’ll have the greatest dirt of anyone someday.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I dont understand the black - navy thing.

I don’t understand a zip up sweater underneath a suit jacket in DC in June.

I think it may be a Veronica Beard jacket and dickey. Can’t find the exact one but it looks a lot like her things.

https://veronicabeard.com/collections/jackets-dickeys

Wow, great work! She's a fan of Veronica Beard jackets (me too, tbh). And she has a second dickey!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I dont understand the black - navy thing.

I don’t understand a zip up sweater underneath a suit jacket in DC in June.

I think it may be a Veronica Beard jacket and dickey. Can’t find the exact one but it looks a lot like her things.

https://veronicabeard.com/collections/jackets-dickeys

Wow, great work! She's a fan of Veronica Beard jackets (me too, tbh). And she has a second dickey!

Yuck. I know a company I’m never going to buy clothes from.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I dont understand the black - navy thing.

I don’t understand a zip up sweater underneath a suit jacket in DC in June.

I think it may be a Veronica Beard jacket and dickey. Can’t find the exact one but it looks a lot like her things.

https://veronicabeard.com/collections/jackets-dickeys

Wow, great work! She's a fan of Veronica Beard jackets (me too, tbh). And she has a second dickey!



—from the white power collection


—from the Eva Braun collection


—from the heroine keeps me thin collection


—from the “we’re not in Kansas (commencement speech) any more collection


—from the boca real estate agent I can sell this (white) house collection

Last one is from the evangelical prosperity collection

[Anonymous]

Why isn't anyone commenting on the stilts she wore in the photo op? Guess she didn't anticipate she'd be walking on old bricks.

[Anonymous]

So what is the purpose of a dickie?