The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Kayleigh's posture reminds me of Mike Wazowski.

Ironically, she looks like Michelle Wolf.

It's uncanny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And what is up with Kayleigh's shirt? Super high collar, yet she has it unbuttoned down to her lower sternum?

That jacket looks too small on her. It's quite remarkable, given that it looks like she maybe consumes 600 calories a day. But her torso doesn't lie, you can't shrink your ribcage (without a lot of painful corset wearing), and girlfriend is not naturally a size zero.

This is not a shirt - it's a zip up sweater!

[Anonymous]

That jacket looks too small on her. It's quite remarkable, given that it looks like she maybe consumes 600 calories a day. But her torso doesn't lie, you can't shrink your ribcage (without a lot of painful corset wearing), and girlfriend is not naturally a size zero.

What are you talking about?! That jacket fits her perfectly! It would fit her in any fabric, but it especially does since it's a knit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And what is up with Kayleigh's shirt? Super high collar, yet she has it unbuttoned down to her lower sternum?

That jacket looks too small on her. It's quite remarkable, given that it looks like she maybe consumes 600 calories a day. But her torso doesn't lie, you can't shrink your ribcage (without a lot of painful corset wearing), and girlfriend is not naturally a size zero.

This is not a shirt - it's a zip up sweater!

Did she mug a mariachi musician on her way home from skiing?

[Anonymous]

That is a truly weird assemblage of garments.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That is a truly weird assemblage of garments.

The white collar looks like little hands grabbing her around the neck

The cross is a nice touch. Lying for an evil clown, but with Jesus' love.

[Anonymous]

Her sweater looks more unzipped in the outdoor photo. I could not help but wonder if that was significant.

[Anonymous]

She really thinks she is hot sh*t the big stink, doesn't she?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That is a truly weird assemblage of garments.

The white collar looks like little hands grabbing her around the neck

The cross is a nice touch. Lying for an evil clown, but with Jesus' love.

I can’t unsee these tiny little hands coming to choke her.

[Anonymous]

Does she have a makeup artist? Does anyone know if that's allowed? Gotta admit her eyes are amazingly done. It's a great evening look. A bit much for her professional job at the wh in the daytime, though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

She really thinks she is hot sh*t the big stink, doesn't she?
The bottom picture looks like she took lessons from Ivanka on how she should look when she is listening intently.

[Anonymous]

Does anyone on this thread watch Frankie and Grace on netflix? The older daughter is like the upside down version of Ivanka’s style—-thin, big chested but always looks fabulous in fashionable business appropriate suits and dresses. Makeup doesn’t look clownish and even the bottle blonde with dark roots somehow looks like it’s supposed to be done.
In general, the stylist on that show earns her salary.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

She really thinks she is hot sh*t the big stink, doesn't she?

The bottom picture looks like she took lessons from Ivanka on how she should look when she is listening intently.
A zippered top underneath a buttoned jacket seems odd.

Although slightly reminiscent of Bannon's multiple shirts

[Anonymous]

I dont understand the black - navy thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That is a truly weird assemblage of garments.

The white collar looks like little hands grabbing her around the neck

The cross is a nice touch. Lying for an evil clown, but with Jesus' love.

The little grabby hands cracks me up!