what's the worst last name you've ever heard?

[Anonymous]

Rottancroch.

[Anonymous]

In Potomac where I grew up there’s a graveyard at the church near the Bullis school and one of the graves says, “Butt.” I also remember one time in middle school and I was helping a teacher grade papers and 2 papers in a row had the last names Hooker and Dickman. Turns out they were actual students, I looked them up in the yearbook. I also have a Dutch acquaintance with a 3 word 6 syllable last name which he admits is pretty awful.

[Anonymous]

A well known doctor in South Arlington had the last name Moneymaker. His wife referred to herself as Mrs. Dr. Moneymaker.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Odor. A year younger than me in high school.

My mom’s dentist growing up was either Dr. Ache or Dr. Pain (I’m assuming it was spelled Payne, though). They had a practice together.

I know someone with the last name “Smeller”! I am imagining these two getting married and hyphenating so it would be “Odor-Smeller”!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Odor. A year younger than me in high school.

My mom’s dentist growing up was either Dr. Ache or Dr. Pain (I’m assuming it was spelled Payne, though). They had a practice together.

I know someone with the last name “Smeller”! I am imagining these two getting married and hyphenating so it would be “Odor-Smeller”!

LOL. That is funny!

[Anonymous]

While attending the fire academy many years ago, the instructors name was Richard Weed. We arrived at class the first day and scrolled across the chalk board was “Dick Weed”.
We all looked at each other perplexed and thought, no way can this be the instructors name. Must be a joke!

Moments later the instructor appeared and introduced himself, we all sat with our mouths open. He instructed us to all read what was written on the board “DICK WEED”.

He then proceeded to tell us that was the last time he was to hear Dick Weed on the academy grounds.

Poor guy, what parent in their right mind would name their child Richard “aka Dick” Weed

[Anonymous]

I think there is a Dutch last name of Rabe

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:While attending the fire academy many years ago, the instructors name was Richard Weed. We arrived at class the first day and scrolled across the chalk board was “Dick Weed”.
We all looked at each other perplexed and thought, no way can this be the instructors name. Must be a joke!

Moments later the instructor appeared and introduced himself, we all sat with our mouths open. He instructed us to all read what was written on the board “DICK WEED”.

He then proceeded to tell us that was the last time he was to hear Dick Weed on the academy grounds.

Poor guy, what parent in their right mind would name their child Richard “aka Dick” Weed

Dick Swett

[Anonymous]

My grandfather knew an Adolf Hitler (born before the rise of the other Adolf Hitler). He changed his name.

[Anonymous]

Ha! I am from NH and clicked in to write Dick Swett, too!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My grandfather knew an Adolf Hitler (born before the rise of the other Adolf Hitler). He changed his name.

Haha. Poor guy!

-Joey....
-Stalin?
-Stalin!

[Anonymous]

One of my DSs friends last name is Pimple. Poor kid, good thing he is cute!

[Anonymous]

I know a girl whose actual last name is Lovelace and she is not a porn star.

[Anonymous]

Mr Noodleman owned the dry cleaners when I was a kid. It cracked me up every time my mother said "Hi Mr Noodleman!."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One of my DSs friends last name is Pimple. Poor kid, good thing he is cute!

Yeah, that's tough. Would have been worse for a girl, though.