What is the most offensive bumper sticker you've ever seen?

[Anonymous]

Drinking beer and shooting deer...
This is how I roll.

Saw a few of these in NC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

"My dog is smarter than your kid" types are pretty mean and ridiculous.

I love this one! PP who posted the above must have one of those "My kid is an honor student at xxxx middle school" bumpers stickers on his/her car. Oh and even better are the ones that say, "My child was inmate of the month at xxx prison." Ha ha ha ha!

And yes, I'm a parent and I will never, ever put those stupid honor student stickers on my car.

I'm the PP you quoted. I do not have honor student stickers (or any stickers) on my car. Although I don't particularly like those honor student stickers and I would never use one myself, I understand that some parents are very proud of their children (and perhaps even the children are the ones who urged the parents to display the sticker...and what parent is going to say no to that?)

But a pet owner, apparently feeling threatened or offended by the honor student stickers for some strange reason, putting stickers on his car that says "my dog is smarter than your child" --

That's just mean-spirited.

I think it's hysterical, and even funnier when parents get offended because they know it's true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

"My dog is smarter than your kid" types are pretty mean and ridiculous.

I love this one! PP who posted the above must have one of those "My kid is an honor student at xxxx middle school" bumpers stickers on his/her car. Oh and even better are the ones that say, "My child was inmate of the month at xxx prison." Ha ha ha ha!

And yes, I'm a parent and I will never, ever put those stupid honor student stickers on my car.

I'm the PP you quoted. I do not have honor student stickers (or any stickers) on my car. Although I don't particularly like those honor student stickers and I would never use one myself, I understand that some parents are very proud of their children (and perhaps even the children are the ones who urged the parents to display the sticker...and what parent is going to say no to that?)

But a pet owner, apparently feeling threatened or offended by the honor student stickers for some strange reason, putting stickers on his car that says "my dog is smarter than your child" --

That's just mean-spirited.

I think it's hysterical, and even funnier when parents get offended because they know it's true.

Don't be offended, feel sorry for them. Just remember, those people who have the "my dog is smarter than your honor student" bumper stickers have those because no one in their right mind would procreate with them, so they need to have the dog for companionship.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Don't laugh, it's paid for."

How's that offensive again?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Drinking beer and shooting deer...
This is how I roll.

Saw a few of these in NC.

Again, why is this offensive?

[Anonymous]

Anything about guns, or saying that "guns save lives."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:ll Keep My Money, Freedom and Guns. You Keep the Change

I came across this right after Sandy hook, in front of my kid's elementary school. I felt it was insensitive.

<headdesk>

So you think after Sandy Hook the car owner should have gone out and peeled the bumper sticker off her car because it mentions guns?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:ll Keep My Money, Freedom and Guns. You Keep the Change

I came across this right after Sandy hook, in front of my kid's elementary school. I felt it was insensitive.

I hate all bumper stickers but I would consider at least putting this one on my car! I love it, you keep the change - that's about right!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This entire thread reaffirms my decision to only have one sticker on my car for my college...

Starfleet Academy

heh. DH categorically refuses to have anything on the car at all. After reading this thread, I can't say I blame him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think if God were here, he tell you to worry about yourself, not others. How about you to take all of this time that you're spending fighting with a stranger on the computer, and instead spend it in the soup kitchen or something?

I always find it amusing that Christians, in particular, religiously conservative Christians, think that it is their right and their duty to impose their Christian values on the entire nation and yet when when others try to disagree with their values of accuse them of hypocrisy, they are quick to throw something like this out.

When you start to lobby that the Christian Right should "worry about themselves, not others" then we'll give you a little more leeway, but otherwise, you are just piling on with the hypocrisy.[/quote]

+1000 This should be shouted from the rooftops.

[Anonymous]

Wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me!

I laughed for miles behind this truck.

[Anonymous]

"We vote pro-life." No one gives a shit how you vote.

[Anonymous]

When I was 8 months pregnant, I was crossing the street (in DC, in a crosswalk) and I was nearly clipped by a Maryland driver in a minivan with a Pro-Life sticker. Oh, the irony!

[Anonymous]

Something along the lines of

"Terrorists killed X number of people on 9-11; abortionists kill X unborn babies everyday."

This was on the car of a US diplomat overseas.

[Anonymous]

The last time I was home, visiting the 'Thumb' area of Michigan, I saw an Obama bumper sticker with the rising sun logo -- except the sun was replaced with a Swastika.

I grew up there in the 1980s and '90s. I had friends in high school whose fathers were members of the Michigan Militia. I still am not sure I would have believed this if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes.