What is the most offensive bumper sticker you've ever seen?

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Anonymous wrote:Obama 2012

Trump 2016

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Anonymous wrote:"Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun" on old car parked in front of surplus store on Wisconsin Avenue downtown Bethesda. Long time ago.

Well, if the gun in question has not been used to kill a person, then that statement is correct.

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The Confederate flag

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"What's OUR oil doing under THEIR soil?"

The same car had a Bush bumper sticker, so I don't think they were trying to be ironic.

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I'm ordering up some "Fook Drumpf" stickers if anyone's interested.

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Trump 2016 on the car that was used by someone to steal a FedEx package from my front door. Yes, I catch this person with a camera.

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Anonymous wrote:"Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun" on old car parked in front of surplus store on Wisconsin Avenue downtown Bethesda. Long time ago.

I love this!

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Not that offensive I guess, but a "Real Men Love Jesus" bumper sticker often seen in the pickup line at my kids' NoVa middle school. Basically insinuating that the vast majority of men in the world are not "real." Ugh.

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Any Obama 2008 bumper sticker that I still see on some cars around town. I always think - "Wow, if the idiot hadn't voted for Obama, she'd have been able to afford a new car by now."

Don't they see the irony? Some people are just born Democrats.

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I'd Rather Eat Shit Than Drive a Jap Car
This was hand-painted onto the back of a Ford pickup truck in Idaho, so technically it wasn't a bumper sticker.

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Against abortion? Then don't have one.

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"My dog is smarter than your kid" types are pretty mean and ridiculous.

I love this one! PP who posted the above must have one of those "My kid is an honor student at xxxx middle school" bumpers stickers on his/her car. Oh and even better are the ones that say, "My child was inmate of the month at xxx prison." Ha ha ha ha!

And yes, I'm a parent and I will never, ever put those stupid honor student stickers on my car.

I'm the PP you quoted. I do not have honor student stickers (or any stickers) on my car. Although I don't particularly like those honor student stickers and I would never use one myself, I understand that some parents are very proud of their children (and perhaps even the children are the ones who urged the parents to display the sticker...and what parent is going to say no to that?)

But a pet owner, apparently feeling threatened or offended by the honor student stickers for some strange reason, putting stickers on his car that says "my dog is smarter than your child" --

That's just mean-spirited.

I think it's hysterical, and even funnier when parents get offended because they know it's true.

Don't be offended, feel sorry for them. Just remember, those people who have the "my dog is smarter than your honor student" bumper stickers have those because no one in their right mind would procreate with them, so they need to have the dog for companionship.

Sorry your sneauxphlayke is a dumb shit.

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"My dog is smarter than your kid" types are pretty mean and ridiculous.

I love this one! PP who posted the above must have one of those "My kid is an honor student at xxxx middle school" bumpers stickers on his/her car. Oh and even better are the ones that say, "My child was inmate of the month at xxx prison." Ha ha ha ha!

And yes, I'm a parent and I will never, ever put those stupid honor student stickers on my car.

I'm the PP you quoted. I do not have honor student stickers (or any stickers) on my car. Although I don't particularly like those honor student stickers and I would never use one myself, I understand that some parents are very proud of their children (and perhaps even the children are the ones who urged the parents to display the sticker...and what parent is going to say no to that?)

But a pet owner, apparently feeling threatened or offended by the honor student stickers for some strange reason, putting stickers on his car that says "my dog is smarter than your child" --

That's just mean-spirited.

I think it's hysterical, and even funnier when parents get offended because they know it's true.

Don't be offended, feel sorry for them. Just remember, those people who have the "my dog is smarter than your honor student" bumper stickers have those because no one in their right mind would procreate with them, so they need to have the dog for companionship.

Sorry your sneauxphlayke is a dumb shit.

PP: I am so stealing "sneauxphlayke" -- you are the best

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Anonymous wrote:Any Obama 2008 bumper sticker that I still see on some cars around town. I always think - "Wow, if the idiot hadn't voted for Obama, she'd have had to sell that car to put food on the table by now."

Don't they see the irony? Some people are just born Democrats.

FIFY

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In Michigan, I saw "I love animals. They're delicious."

I'm not vegetarian, but that one just wasn't cool.