Sorry but your stinky eye won't make my crying toddler shut up...

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The op sounds like she comes from a country where they have a lot of domestic staff to do lots of regular everyday thing (grocery shop, clean house, take care of child, etc.) and she just cannot handle everyday stuff that the rest of us do everyday and don't think twice about. Then, she gets mad b/c she says others look at her disorganized parenting styles ("I have no food in the house," "My child shrieks and I run away from her," etc.) and give her stinky conjunctivitis-filled eyes. I am rolling my eyes (which are not stinky or affected by conjuncitivitis in any way, btw).

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Anonymous wrote:I wonder how OP has time to be on DCUM 24/7 with an infant and a toddler and a DH who is on "conference calls 12 hours a day"

have you ever Breastfeed a newborn? he'd hanging from my boob for 45 minutes every 2 hours. it's more than enough to come here, laugh a bit, respond and go back to whatever else I feel like doing. tot still naps 2x a day so it's not that hard. I don't get all the drama when people say there's no time for anything with a baby. you should develop better time management skills. my priorities are well set. eat, relax and hygiene. it's not rocket science, you know?

Nope, you are the first mom ever to do this.

OP, instead of wasting time on DCUM while you're breastfeeding, how about hopping on Peapod and get some food delivered? Organize your life so you're not always playing catch-up, and then blaming others for your problems.

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Anonymous wrote:I thought it was stank eye.

It is "stank eye" but since this is DCUM, you cannot use words that don't exist in the proper english dictionary. However, "stinky eye" is just plain wrong.

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Anonymous wrote:I thought it was stank eye.

It is "stank eye" but since this is DCUM, you cannot use words that don't exist in the proper english dictionary. However, "stinky eye" is just plain wrong.

I always thought "stinky eye" was something else entirely. You know, the brown eye - not the one that winks, the one that stinks.

OP, if you were using stinky eye this way, I agree that the man flashing it on you was in the wrong. Entirely.

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Anonymous wrote:I thought it was stank eye.

It is "stank eye" but since this is DCUM, you cannot use words that don't exist in the proper english dictionary. However, "stinky eye" is just plain wrong.

I always thought "stinky eye" was something else entirely. You know, the brown eye - not the one that winks, the one that stinks.

OP, if you were using stinky eye this way, I agree that the man flashing it on you was in the wrong. Entirely.

I just spit out my coffee reading this...

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I am confused as to why OP has no food and apparently nothing to eat on in her house but her family is treated like regulars at their Chipolte. If they recognize you coming through the door and prepare your "usual" order- clearly you are spending way too much time there.

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Anonymous wrote:I thought it was stank eye.

It is "stank eye" but since this is DCUM, you cannot use words that don't exist in the proper english dictionary. However, "stinky eye" is just plain wrong.

I always thought "stinky eye" was something else entirely. You know, the brown eye - not the one that winks, the one that stinks.

OP, if you were using stinky eye this way, I agree that the man flashing it on you was in the wrong. Entirely.

And we have the thread winner!

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Anonymous wrote:I am confused as to why OP has no food and apparently nothing to eat on in her house but her family is treated like regulars at their Chipolte. If they recognize you coming through the door and prepare your "usual" order- clearly you are spending way too much time there.

Seriously! That is why I recommended she look into a little thing called Peapod. Sheesh. OP needs to get her act together.

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Anonymous wrote:It's chipotle. Sorry but anyone there has already given up on civilization. When you go to mcdonalds version of a Mexican restaurant youngive up the right to complain. About anything.

THANK YOU

i'm the OP and this is exactly why we go to such places.

mind you, i have a newborn, mastitis is fading away and i can feel thrush kicking in already, add a toddler to the game and DH is working from home taking conference calls 12 hours a day. he's around all day long and we can't make noise. he gets this little break and the last thing i'll do is to hand the kids to him and cook. while i'm sick we're eating out. sorry "patrons"

we're on an assignment, far from friends and family so we're a team of 2. it's been working well so far, thanks. it's been fun and so rewarding..

that being said, yes we'll go t chipotle because my tot can eat without me having to force feed her - she loves their food - the place is noisy like a rave so the only person who heard her scream was this stupid guy sitting in the next table.

if you want peace and quiet you go to barnes n noble or the library. you want silence for a meal at chipotle? BWAHAHA

Sorry but the world doesn't ACTUALLY revolve around YOU.

i know that, that's why i didn't obligate the guy to stay there. he was free to leave and get another table at any time.

No, see, the onus was on you to remove yourself from the situation since you were the one causing the scene and inconvenience and generally being discourteous to others.

did you miss the part where i explained that i was embarrassed and actually doing something to make my child stop? not eating or going home was not an option. sorry.

It is an option and you choose not to take it. Sorry you were not feeling well, but it doesn't excuse your poor choices.

with no food in the house? i don't know about you but not eating right there was NOT an option for ME. and since the world does not revolve around YOU either you're better learn to deal with adversity. not every place will only have pleasant people around, you know?

yes, we all need to learn to deal with adversity but that doesn't change the fact that you are the adversity. unlike the rest of us, who are at least trying not to be.

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Anonymous wrote:It's chipotle. Sorry but anyone there has already given up on civilization. When you go to mcdonalds version of a Mexican restaurant youngive up the right to complain. About anything.

THANK YOU

i'm the OP and this is exactly why we go to such places.

mind you, i have a newborn, mastitis is fading away and i can feel thrush kicking in already, add a toddler to the game and DH is working from home taking conference calls 12 hours a day. he's around all day long and we can't make noise. he gets this little break and the last thing i'll do is to hand the kids to him and cook. while i'm sick we're eating out. sorry "patrons"

we're on an assignment, far from friends and family so we're a team of 2. it's been working well so far, thanks. it's been fun and so rewarding..

that being said, yes we'll go t chipotle because my tot can eat without me having to force feed her - she loves their food - the place is noisy like a rave so the only person who heard her scream was this stupid guy sitting in the next table.

if you want peace and quiet you go to barnes n noble or the library. you want silence for a meal at chipotle? BWAHAHA

Sorry but the world doesn't ACTUALLY revolve around YOU.

i know that, that's why i didn't obligate the guy to stay there. he was free to leave and get another table at any time.

No, see, the onus was on you to remove yourself from the situation since you were the one causing the scene and inconvenience and generally being discourteous to others.

did you miss the part where i explained that i was embarrassed and actually doing something to make my child stop? not eating or going home was not an option. sorry.

It is an option and you choose not to take it. Sorry you were not feeling well, but it doesn't excuse your poor choices.

with no food in the house? i don't know about you but not eating right there was NOT an option for ME. and since the world does not revolve around YOU either you're better learn to deal with adversity. not every place will only have pleasant people around, you know?

yes, we all need to learn to deal with adversity but that doesn't change the fact that you are the adversity. unlike the rest of us, who are at least trying not to be.

YES!!!!

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Anonymous wrote:It's chipotle. Sorry but anyone there has already given up on civilization. When you go to mcdonalds version of a Mexican restaurant youngive up the right to complain. About anything.

Agreed. And I love Chipotle. Also, no one seems to consider the tourists. Not OPs situation, but you never know wehn you see screaming kids how long they've been out and about and that this was the only time and only place the parents could go. These screaming brats are your future doctors old crotchety people. They will be dispensing your Xanax when you're 75, so give em a break.

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Agreed. And I love Chipotle. Also, no one seems to consider the tourists. Not OPs situation, but you never know wehn you see screaming kids how long they've been out and about and that this was the only time and only place the parents could go. These screaming brats are your future doctors old crotchety people. They will be dispensing your Xanax when you're 75, so give em a break.

Exactly. They'll also be voting on your social security benefits. Have some patience and compassion, people.

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Anonymous wrote:I wonder if this is ALSO the one who wigged out when the nurses didn't change her baby's diaper in the nursery while she was eating and taking her sweet ass time getting checked out, then came home and posted a bitch post about how the babysitter didn't do the dishes while she was in the hospital. I bet you dollars to donuts it's the same person.

yes it's me what's the big deal? I'm also the poster asking about transitioning to pre-school, the one about finding bands on the picture. how come you missed those?

good call! yes, between the entitlement and undue outrage- it all makes so much sense now. what a piece of work. it is actually reassuring to know that DCUM is not full of these princesses, but rather there are one or two loons who keep spewing their overwrought gripes all over the boards.

carry on with your wackadoo self OP!

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Anonymous wrote:I wonder if this is ALSO the one who wigged out when the nurses didn't change her baby's diaper in the nursery while she was eating and taking her sweet ass time getting checked out, then came home and posted a bitch post about how the babysitter didn't do the dishes while she was in the hospital. I bet you dollars to donuts it's the same person.

yes it's me what's the big deal? I'm also the poster asking about transitioning to pre-school, the one about finding bands on the picture. how come you missed those?

good call! yes, between the entitlement and undue outrage- it all makes so much sense now. what a piece of work. it is actually reassuring to know that DCUM is not full of these princesses, but rather there are one or two loons who keep spewing their overwrought gripes all over the boards.

carry on with your wackadoo self OP!

Your zealousness and excitement over this trivial issue demonstrate that you're a bit of a loon, too.

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Anonymous wrote:I wonder if this is ALSO the one who wigged out when the nurses didn't change her baby's diaper in the nursery while she was eating and taking her sweet ass time getting checked out, then came home and posted a bitch post about how the babysitter didn't do the dishes while she was in the hospital. I bet you dollars to donuts it's the same person.

yes it's me what's the big deal? I'm also the poster asking about transitioning to pre-school, the one about finding bands on the picture. how come you missed those?

the big deal, darling, is that in ALL of these posts, you have taken the same tone: entitled, self-centered, holier-than-thou. It must be so hard being you-all these mean, nasty, lazy people are out to get you. Perhaps you are the one who needs the attitude adjustment?

But, PP, don't you see that by insulting her in this way, you are no better than she?

So many bullies!

How do you expect her to respond to OP's entitled attitude? Being nice just doesn't cut it with some people, and OP is in the self-centered club where no one else matters.

Just because of 2 incidents in a year? Wow!