s/o slightly outdated phrases and exclamations

[Anonymous]

Jfc

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:See ya soon, ya big bafoon.
okey dokey, smokey

Okie dokie artichokie

[Anonymous]

Stone the crows

[Anonymous]

night night. don't let the bedbugs bite.

[Anonymous]

Instead of f bombing, I'm trying to emulate Col. Sherman T. Potter and say things like "horse hockey!" "Mule Muffins!" and "Shiverin Shinbones!"

"Useless as Teets on a bull" is probably way outdated at this point, but was way common in my midwestern upbringing

[Anonymous]

bright eyed and bushy tailed

[Anonymous]

Cheerio
Stroppy

[Anonymous]

hit the hay

[Anonymous]

fiddlesticks
heavens to Betsy
in a pickle

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Instead of “Jesus Christ!”, I’ve gotten into the habit of saying “cheese & crackers!”, deployed with the same amount of exasperation as the former expression.

LDS culture has a particularly strong set of syllabic parallels for swear words.

Try the Quebecois scene for strange swear words. Tabernak for tabernacle will get your mouth washed out with soap.

[Anonymous]

cruisin for a bruisin

[Anonymous]

got it made in the shade

[Anonymous]

That sucks. Yikes. I feel like… bummer. Young gen x here.

[Anonymous]

Ones I use:
"Get lost"
"Scram"
"beat it kid" (this one is always used in a joking way when my kids are pestering me - I also use "stop pestering me")
"moving like molasses"
"slow poke"
"space cadet"

[Anonymous]

Hunk of junk
far out
can you dig it