| Oh, and I wear capris too. |
| Serial affairs |
| I'm fat. |
| I buy marshmallow fluff in the big container. |
You probably watch My 600lb life. |
| I had three kids in under two years. |
Ha! My DH and I slept in twin beds when we stayed with his parents until they passed! DH 6'4". At home he sprawls all over a King. Makes me laugh just thinking about it. |
| I get off on threesome videos |
Twins? |
| I watch a lot of trashy tv. Real Housewives, tons of stuff on Bravo. |
I’m getting my hair cut. |
| I love Cheetos and Dr. Pepper. |
| I eat food in my bed |
| I had my first child at 18 with a guy I barely knew who later became my husband. |
*clutches pearls* |