| I look down on people who don’t live in Bethesda or McLean or Arlington. |
| Most of these are so far from trashy. You guys need to get out of your UMC bubbles and explore more lol. |
| I've salted my food without tasting it first. |
| I'm overweight, I smoke, and there are wine stains on my mattress. I win. |
| My teenage kids have twin beds |
| Also, my kid goes to a commuter college and lives at home. |
| I’m overweight, shop at Walmart and have a back tattoo. I enjoy eating at Waffle House. |
You’re not trashy as much as you’re just a b**ch. |
I had a twin bed until I moved out at age 23 and bought a queen bed for my new apartment. So did my 6'3" brother. |
*I* went to community college and lived at home during that time. It was the best I could do. I didn't feel trashy, just stupid. |
| Buy and wear stuff from Goodwill. |
| I watch a lot of TLC programming and like to eat mini marshmallows straight from the bag while I do it |
When I went away to college I bought jumbo marshmallows and salted cashews and ate them both as snacks for four months straight. Glorious. I haven't had marshmallows since. |
I don't get this one. Whoosh, it's going over my head. |
| I wear colors and not all neutrals, fun jewelry, and go vacation in Ocean City every year. I'm middle age and also have long hair. |