“My kids would never (fill in the blank)” and then they do...

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Draw on the walls.

And they did.
The younger one technically drew on her furniture because she’s a letter of the law person.



Honestly, this made me laugh out loud!
Anonymous
I’ve never doubted that my children would do dumb things so by expecting that outcome often helps me prevent it from happening.
Anonymous
Another mom gloated that her kids never watch tv...then her kid started singing a theme from a cartoon.

Same mom gloated that her kid doesn’t like junk food. Same kid grabbed a bowl of cookies off the buffet at a party and disappeared into hiding as he polished off the entire bowl.
Anonymous
“Work to his full potential”
Now a doc serving w/ doctors w/o borders program
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Another mom gloated that her kids never watch tv...then her kid started singing a theme from a cartoon.

Same mom gloated that her kid doesn’t like junk food. Same kid grabbed a bowl of cookies off the buffet at a party and disappeared into hiding as he polished off the entire bowl.


That child could have picked it up from friends. It's surprising all the things my kids know without having seen it (Pennywise) or played it (Forrnite).
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Draw on the walls.

And they did.
The younger one technically drew on her furniture because she’s a letter of the law person.



Honestly, this made me laugh out loud!


Hilarious! This is my younger one too. She requires so many rule revisions to cover all of her technically previously acceptable tactics.
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