| The focus should be on the husband. |
It’s when the fly swatters start arriving that you really need to worry. |
| I had a girlfriend once, when we broke up she sent me like 12 bug zappers. Whoa. Crazy biatch...... |
NP-I am that clueless! What’s the message? |
English, please. |
Be thankful you've never hard to open a package with 16 bug zappers like I have... |
| If it was one or two bug zappers, ok, maybe it’s a mistake. But 8 bug zappers! That’s insane. |
| I’ve heard of a lot of crazy shit, but bug zappers? That’s just cruel. |
| Ok I don’t get the bug zappers. Some help my simple mind understand. |
| Was once sent a box of OFF by the OW. Basically a declaration of war. |
+1. |
At least it wasn’t flypaper. I’m still looking over my shoulder. |
It’s a giveaway. The two of them are making bug juice together. It’s a common sex thing - it’s supposed to make your (ejaculate) taste good. You set up the bug zappers and collect all the fried bugs at the end of the night and boil them. Then you drink it like tea. Have never tried it but... |
| This thread is awesome. |
Ooohhhhh yeah!! OP, the OW is definitely doing this!! Your poor friend. |