DH calls me from the toilet
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Anonymous
| I don't call my DH from the toilet, nor does he me. If there is something so urgent that he can't wait to tell me, he should wait to use the toilet. And if he can't wait to use the toilet, he should wait to call me. I won't object to hearing his news after he drops a deuce. |
Anonymous
| Upon reading your title I was fully prepared to tell you to get over it, but when I discoverd that he FACETIMED YOU WHILE TAKING A DUMP, I changed my position. Ew! (And I don't "ew" easily..) |
Anonymous
Either your iPhone has functionality mine doesn't, or you have no sense of smell. Because face timing most definitely is not just like being in the room where it happens, to steal a phrase. |
Anonymous
The sights and sounds of DH crapping, even without the smell, is too much like being on the scene. |
Anonymous
| He must love you very much |
Anonymous
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Sorry but that's gross. My DH and I are best friends, share our lives, all that, but we also have a little class.
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Anonymous
| It's a good sign he thinks of you during one of his most profound moments. |
Anonymous
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He's a little insensitive to social niceties. |
Anonymous
| #relationshipgoals |
Anonymous
Bring back the loving feeling ‘cause it’s gone, gone, gone... |
Anonymous
| Next time tell him.hes on.speaker at your workplace... |
Anonymous
Better yet if I tell him I’m walking by his workplace. |