Help! My friend Molly is addicted to DCUM!

[Anonymous]

I think the troll-in-training is the one being picked on.

[Anonymous]

I don't get this thread. Who is Molly, who is the troll, and who is the troll-in-training?

I want answers, damn it. This is annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't get this thread. Who is Molly, who is the troll, and who is the troll-in-training?

I want answers, damn it. This is annoying.

It's totally jobless.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of jobless, did you guys see the thread about the chick who's worried her eyeballs might pop out during labor? (Sorry Molly - don't mean to hijack your thread, but...)

[Anonymous]

Tell Molly she needs to get off this site. She lives in Rockville, NOT DC, for crying out loud.

[Anonymous]

Molly is trying to breastfeed a cupcake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Molly is trying to breastfeed a cupcake.

They don't call 'em pastries for nothing!

Oh, wait a minute, I was thinking of pasties. Never mind....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Molly is trying to breastfeed a cupcake.

I thought breast feeding women weren't supposed to have cupcakes. Isn't that why that Leslie woman kicked her out of the shop? To protect her milk supply?

I'm confused.

[Anonymous]

I don't think Molly's into cupcakes. I think it's muffins. She really likes to get up in there and smell them.