Message to women: It is not ok to wake me up after gal's night out

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Message to this guys wife and anyone else that comes home from girls night out looking for love, you can wake me up, regardless of what time it it. I can handle going to work tired.

However, dont wake me just to tell me about your night and not get naked and freaky.

OP here. this would have been ok.

Ok op, so lesson learned. Next time she wakes you, it's game on. While she's yammering on about what Sally said, you are helping her out of her clothes. Mm hmm tell me more as you take her pants to the floor and slowly run your hands back up her legs. Things continue, great! She shuts you down and asks "what are you doing? I just wanted to tell you about my night." Reply with: I thought you woke me because you were buzzed and horny.

She will leave the lights off and tiptoe in the future if she doesn't want you pawing at her. Win-win

[Anonymous]

How to get your wife to lose interest in you. Step 1:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Message to this guys wife and anyone else that comes home from girls night out looking for love, you can wake me up, regardless of what time it it. I can handle going to work tired.

However, dont wake me just to tell me about your night and not get naked and freaky.

OP here. this would have been ok.

Ok op, so lesson learned. Next time she wakes you, it's game on. While she's yammering on about what Sally said, you are helping her out of her clothes. Mm hmm tell me more as you take her pants to the floor and slowly run your hands back up her legs. Things continue, great! She shuts you down and asks "what are you doing? I just wanted to tell you about my night." Reply with: I thought you woke me because you were buzzed and horny.

She will leave the lights off and tiptoe in the future if she doesn't want you pawing at her. Win-win

I like this approach!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All women are like this. They are just self-centered narcissist.

You sound hot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You mean, message to your wife. She's the problem here not women of the universe.

+1 Talk to your wife like an adult instead of sending stupid, whiny messages to all women on the internet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Message to women: It is totally OK to wake me up after a gal's night out if you are drunk and horny and want to go at it. Bonus points for waking me up orally

Hi honey.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She woke you up for sex. She wanted to share the gossip, engage you and then get freaky. You blew it, buddy.

guy here, this ^. When my DW goes out with her friends, she does this, and I listen and pounce on one word or 'story' that remotely could be used to turn the gab fest into foreplay. Wild sex usually ensues (sometimes it's just oral) and we are both very happy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She woke you up for sex. She wanted to share the gossip, engage you and then get freaky. You blew it, buddy.

guy here, this ^. When my DW goes out with her friends, she does this, and I listen and pounce on one word or 'story' that remotely could be used to turn the gab fest into foreplay. Wild sex usually ensues (sometimes it's just oral) and we are both very happy.

Yeah, and no. I believe the PP that his wife likes to get freaky after girls night. My wife, no. Her libido, what's left of it, is only during the day. Never, ever in the evening, and certainly not after she's tired from drinking all night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She woke you up for sex. She wanted to share the gossip, engage you and then get freaky. You blew it, buddy.

guy here, this ^. When my DW goes out with her friends, she does this, and I listen and pounce on one word or 'story' that remotely could be used to turn the gab fest into foreplay. Wild sex usually ensues (sometimes it's just oral) and we are both very happy.

Yeah, and no. I believe the PP that his wife likes to get freaky after girls night. My wife, no. Her libido, what's left of it, is only during the day. Never, ever in the evening, and certainly not after she's tired from drinking all night.

OP here. When my wife got back, complaining about how full she was...no freaky. No nothing. Just talking to me.

[Anonymous]

OMG! OP has no game. She would have totally gotten freaky if you were not such a stick in the mud.

[Anonymous]

You seem pretty crabby over this. It was only 10:30 - not 3 in the morning, for pete's sake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG! OP has no game. She would have totally gotten freaky if you were not such a stick in the mud.

Not OP, but a PP and while I don't know why I care what anon posters think - these comments bug me. You have no clue what it feels like to have a spouse check out on you sexually. I do, and it took having an affair to realize it wasn't me that was a problem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She woke you up for sex. She wanted to share the gossip, engage you and then get freaky. You blew it, buddy.

She doesn't get out enough. This shouldn't have been important enough to wake you up and share. Yes, I would be annoyed too as a light sleeper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG! OP has no game. She would have totally gotten freaky if you were not such a stick in the mud.

Not OP, but a PP and while I don't know why I care what anon posters think - these comments bug me. You have no clue what it feels like to have a spouse check out on you sexually.

+1. The digestive issues and the alcohol makes her sleepy, not horny both sound extremely familiar.

[Anonymous]

I'm dead dead dead asleep and you slam the door, turn on the lights, shake the bed when you get in. Then ask innocently, Oh, are you awake??? Let's have sex then.