The Illuminati -- Is this a thing in elementary school?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My son came home from school with illuminati symbols drawn on his hand from a 5th grader. I was not pleased and told the school.

Well, it's not like the school is going to be able to stop the Illuminati from drawing on your son. They're everywhere, you know.

[Anonymous]

I'm so out of touch my 1st thought was "are 5th graders reading Dan Brown books now?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm so out of touch my 1st thought was "are 5th graders reading Dan Brown books now?"

My son read that book last year in 5th grade when I told him I thought they mentioned the Illuminati in it. Talk about motivation. He also read another one of his books b/c he ended up liking the first one.

[Anonymous]

Have a 4th grader and he is completely into it! But we are members so it's only understandable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My son came home from school with illuminati symbols drawn on his hand from a 5th grader. I was not pleased and told the school.

Well, it's not like the school is going to be able to stop the Illuminati from drawing on your son. They're everywhere, you know.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My son came home from school with illuminati symbols drawn on his hand from a 5th grader. I was not pleased and told the school.

Well, it's not like the school is going to be able to stop the Illuminati from drawing on your son. They're everywhere, you know.

+10000

[Anonymous]

It's still going strong with my 8th grade students...

[Anonymous]

Yes! My 4th grader says, "Illuminati confirmed" about 20 times a day.

[Anonymous]

My 9yo picked it up from a Minecraft-oriented YouTube channel. It is truly stupid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes! My 4th grader says, "Illuminati confirmed" about 20 times a day.

Same thing with my 6th grader as he makes a triangle with his fingers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes! My 4th grader says, "Illuminati confirmed" about 20 times a day.

Mine to. I thought the You Tube video he showed me about it was clever and funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have a 4th grader and he is completely into it! But we are members so it's only understandable.

Op here. This made me chuckle. ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Have a 4th grader and he is completely into it! But we are members so it's only understandable.

Op here. This made me chuckle. ?

Thanks supposed to be a smiley.

[Anonymous]

My son, 8, recently figured out the truth about Santa Claus. I told him he was now in "the society of the secret, so don't tell other kids". His reaction: "I'm in a secret society? Like the Illuminati? Cool!!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes! My 4th grader says, "Illuminati confirmed" about 20 times a day.

OP again. I just said this to my son while we were playing with action figures, and his eyes got huge, and a big smile took over his face. He thought it was so cool that his mom said this. Lol. I still don't get it, but thanks for helping me have a cool mom moment.