How to talk DW into adoption so she stays hot?

[Anonymous]

OP, try better next time you troll. This has none of the subtlety required for a good trolling effort.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Tell her your concerns. Tell her that you will naturally be repulsed by her in the future and you'd like to put that off as long as possible. You don't want a child that will drag her body down to a 9 because that number is the sum total of her worth to you. Tell her that. If she's ok with it then the two of you belong together for the 5 years you'll be together. Do the world a favor and delay the adoption and reasses when the 5 years are up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

[Anonymous]

You realize it's not really the pregnancy that makes it hard to maintain your body long term, its the time and energy that raising kids takes, right?

[Anonymous]

Dad here. In places like Bethesda, Potomac, and Upper NW I see hot moms all the time. I think they have time to keep in shape and go to the salon. So if that's what you are aiming for, ensure your DW has help like a full-time nanny for the child.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dad here. In places like Bethesda, Potomac, and Upper NW I see hot moms all the time. I think they have time to keep in shape and go to the salon. So if that's what you are aiming for, ensure your DW has help like a full-time nanny for the child.

+1

OP, are you rich? Will she be able to SAH? If so, don't worry.

[Anonymous]

Not today satan. Not today.

[Anonymous]

I applaud your desire to not pass on your DNA.

[Anonymous]

I want this guy to be friends with the Baskin Robbins woman. Whoever is coming up with these gems is awesome.

[Anonymous]

Dude...why didn't you emphasize this in the prenup? She should not be allowed to gain within 5 lbs of her wedding day weight. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Oh well, there is always your next wife.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dad here. In places like Bethesda, Potomac, and Upper NW I see hot moms all the time. I think they have time to keep in shape and go to the salon. So if that's what you are aiming for, ensure your DW has help like a full-time nanny for the child.

+1

OP, are you rich? Will she be able to SAH? If so, don't worry.

+2 And a fancy gym membership, regular massages/spa days, mani/pedis etc.

To say nothing of social pressure in those circles.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dude...why didn't you emphasize this in the prenup? She should not be allowed to gain within 5 lbs of her wedding day weight. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Oh well, there is always your next wife.

OP is definitely going to have plenty of marriages to get his prenup juuuuuuust right. I'm betting by wife 9 or 10, it'll be rock solid, just like his new wife's abs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I applaud your desire to not pass on your DNA.

I'm shocked that OP doesn't want to spread HOS magic perfect seed, especially with his magic perfect wife, who, BTW, at 35, is already teetering on the precipice of maybe having her looks change, regardless of breeding status.

[Anonymous]

Why did your wife marry a teenage boy?