yep, up here in the far far far away NW neighborhoods that are a daunting 2.8 miles from the MtP library, we creaky Gen Xers are pushing our walkers together for a swell dominoes tournament tomorrow, catered by Panera. But only if it doesn't overlap with the CBS evening news, of course. We'll look so longingly at the definitely not-suburban, leafy, two-storey ultra-urban streetscapes of MtP, and we'll wonder where it all went so wrong. We will certainly not wonder why the tastemakers of MtP don't clamor to send their kids to MacFarland MS (authentic, closer, grittier, and the Holy Grail of millennials: walkable!) instead of bourgie Deal, which let's be honest, is full of the spawn of us geezers. See also, "hearst" and "eaton." |
PoP called -- it wants your undivided attention back |
You say that like PoP isn't DC's premier blog and tastemaker. |
so go make some taste and congratulate each other in that echo chamber. |
Positive only in the sense of strong correlation with low achievement. |
Positive in the sense of not ending up with white douchebaggery as the cultural default. Thankfully on a national scale we're moving away from that, but it doesn't hurt to push it aside in the personal sphere as well. |
It's so adorable when white people think their unearned advantages are genuine 'achievements'. |