Teresa Guidice has no forehead

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:On a related note, I saw a feature or read something about Marlene Dietrich (I think)- she had a very small forehead, too, and spent years getting treatments to extend her forehead and get rid of hair.

Wait, I just googled. It was Rita Hayworth. Electrolysis - way back then, who knew. Dietrich used all sorts of things to tighten her facial features.

[Anonymous]

I think it's because her brain is so small.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who is this person? I know nothing about pop culture. Is it a guy like Caitlyn?

No, she's a woman on a tv show about real housewives. I think it was real housewives of New Jersey? I never watched the show, but I know of it. I think she has like 3-4 daughters and she's currently in prison. Her husband has been to jail too.

[Anonymous]

I thought it was because she had so much cosmetic surgery and brow lifts they simply ran out of forehead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought it was because she had so much cosmetic surgery and brow lifts they simply ran out of forehead.

I know I'm sick, but the idea of her vanity/dismorphia somehow bringing her eyebrows and hairline together has me in giggles. Had not heard of her before but I agree that bangs would not be her friend unless they started from the crown of her head- otherwise they would be tiny emo bangs

[Anonymous]

Actually, big hair and bangs did seem to help the situation in the past: http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/photos/before-they-were-housewives-teresa/item/9450901

[Anonymous]

I am the poster who suggested bangs. I do not claim to be a hairstylist, but starting the bangs higher into her hair would make the bangs "look" normal length while hiding her hairline. Perhaps Danbury prison has a hairdresser like in Orange is The new Black.

[Anonymous]

I think the kardashians did hair removal for this too, at least kim.

[Anonymous]

Funny, I have the opposite problem. According to my mother, my hairline is receding and my hair is thinning.