favorite saying you always go back to

[Anonymous]

Elegance is refusal.

[Anonymous]

Too bad, so sad

Definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

[Anonymous]

all you can do (when something seems to difficult) is do your best

[Anonymous]

Choose your battles wisely.

This, too, shall pass.

[Anonymous]

My uncle says, "Life is like a shit sandwich .... the more dough you have the less shit you have to eat."

[Anonymous]

Suck it up, Princess.

[Anonymous]

Don't ask, don't get.

Is this the hill I want to die on?

To be adult is to be alone.

[Anonymous]

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. -Eleanor Roosevelt

The perfect is the enemy of the good.


(These are similar sentiments.)

[Anonymous]

You cannot make chicken salad out of chicken shit!

[Anonymous]

Wherever you go, there you are.

I have found many people in my life that are perpetually dissatisfied and always looking for an external reason why.

[Anonymous]

there is no such thing as a free lunch in life

[Anonymous]

[So and so] don't know shit from Shinola.

[Anonymous]

[So and so] don't know shit from Shinola.

(Wish I could use this in DC circles.)

[Anonymous]

If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs.

[Anonymous]

Cool story, bro