favorite saying you always go back to

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.

You can get a lot accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit.

Your success should not depend on the failures of others.



Stuff my mom says (translated from my native tongue...)

1) If you buy expensive- you cry once. But if buy cheap- you cry again and again. ( Bad quality products will not be dependable. Good quality product may be expensive but it will be durable and dependable)

2) The bite and the lick of the dog are both bad for your health. (Avoid toxic people because their enmity and friendship are both harmful)

3) Who will ride on this horse? Alexander the Great will, after he pays for it! ( Money makes the world go round)

4) Like cumin in the mouth of a camel. (Insufficient/ineffective effort or too little too late)

5) If not a burglar, why has he smeared black color on his face? (When evidence points at someone's guilt even when they are denying it)

6) Give a coin to the foolish man but not your advice. (You cannot reason with an illogical and stubborn man)

i like this one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Nothing is more expensive than regarded." - when choosing between different priced options.

"I'm fucking this goat. You just hold his ass." - when someone tries to go from assisting to taking charge.

Ew, this is disgusting. I would be horrified if someone said this to me.

[Anonymous]

Fuck-nuggets
You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.
Don't yuck my yum.
Horsefeathers! (my dad used to say this one)
Life ain't fair.
The happiness of your life is in direct proportion to the quality of your thoughts.

[Anonymous]

you get what you pay for

[Anonymous]

The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole.


Not my monkeys, not my circus.


Free is always the most expensive way to go.

[Anonymous]

I'm partial to "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." -- Heather Chandler.

[Anonymous]

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

[Anonymous]

When in doubt, throw it out.

[Anonymous]

Slow like molasses.

[Anonymous]

I hate my life

somehow that mantra takes away some of the sting of what is bothering me. not sure how. But I said muttered it aloud once and my 3 year old repeated it, which was terrible.

[Anonymous]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

[Anonymous]

Give zero fucks

Don't step in that (after farting; also applies to other people's messes)


I love not my circus, not my monkeys. Totally stealing that.

[Anonymous]

DH and I lighten a whiny mood with a line from one of the Hangover movies:"Oh, you having a bad day? Did you DIE??

[Anonymous]

Done is better than perfect.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Live and let live

Can someone explain what this means, exactly?
As in, does it mean to live your life regardless of others ' actions?

You live your life, you let others' live theirs in peace, without your half-brained interference (or any interference).