Looking for a good poached bobcat recipe

[Anonymous]

I'm looking for a good dead horse recipe -- oh wait, I just found it.

[Anonymous]

Cross forum humor - love it! We got good mileage out of that post!

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[Anonymous]

Oh, we only use the finest organic ingredients, nothing else will do.

[Anonymous]

I hear poached bobcat goes well with coonhound.

[Anonymous]

Thanks, PP! The recipe sounds great. Do you think corn or asparagus would work best as a side dish?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Actually, Bobcats who feed off of sharks have high Mercury content. Best not to eat them more than once or twice a year. Sad. But this is the world we live in now.

You win the internet today. Congrats.

[Anonymous]

Where can I find organic poached bobcat?

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Anonymous wrote:Where can I find organic poached bobcat?

Whole Foods on P street. It's really expensive though.

[Anonymous]

I'm confused. Is the recipe for poaching bobcat, or cooking a bobcat that was poached? Do we need a separate recipe for poached poached bobcat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks, PP! The recipe sounds great. Do you think corn or asparagus would work best as a side dish?

NP here.
Definitely asparagus.
Better plan for 5 sprigs per person. Three would not be enough.

[Anonymous]

OMG, I got the asparagus reference. To much time on DCUM...

[Anonymous]

OMG I am at work crying with laughter.

[Anonymous]

Hi.

We serve our poached poached bobcat with bearded dragon and poultry (or it is poultney?), and we guard our farm-fresh feast with about 6 guns/rifles in case our estranged relatives come a-callin'!

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Anonymous wrote:TIA! (assuming that there is such a recipe)

Are you talking about the animal?? People really eat bobcats? Sorry for the question but this is disturbing to me. For info, I am freshly arrived in the USA.