Terrorists trolling DCUM

[Anonymous]

Terrorists are very aware of DCUM and use what's posted on DCUM to demonstrate how warped/godless/material/corrupt US society is. Washington, DC is, after all, is the capital of this evil nation and, therefore, must be representative of America in general. Occasionally, they see a post so outrageous they can't resist posting themselves. Of course, they try to disguise to disguise themselves but I recognize them. You, too, can learn to recognize them. They engage in slut-shaming, wonder how non-Christians can celebrate Christmas and peel the leaves from the corn before buying it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Terrorists are very aware of DCUM and use what's posted on DCUM to demonstrate how warped/godless/material/corrupt US society is. Washington, DC is, after all, is the capital of this evil nation and, therefore, must be representative of America in general. Occasionally, they see a post so outrageous they can't resist posting themselves. Of course, they try to disguise to disguise themselves but I recognize them. You, too, can learn to recognize them. They engage in slut-shaming, wonder how non-Christians can celebrate Christmas and peel the leaves from the corn before buying it.

The menstrual terrorist with the burgundy washcloths?

[Anonymous]

I think they start the constant circumcision debates, just to stir the pot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Terrorists are very aware of DCUM and use what's posted on DCUM to demonstrate how warped/godless/material/corrupt US society is. Washington, DC is, after all, is the capital of this evil nation and, therefore, must be representative of America in general. Occasionally, they see a post so outrageous they can't resist posting themselves. Of course, they try to disguise to disguise themselves but I recognize them. You, too, can learn to recognize them. They engage in slut-shaming, wonder how non-Christians can celebrate Christmas and peel the leaves from the corn before buying it.

The menstrual terrorist with the burgundy washcloths?

+ 9 zillion

[Anonymous]

OP, thanks for the grin! I'm now envisioning this made into a movie. Tina Fey or Amy Poehler as the unwitting DCUM whose posts about the scourge of 3yo bullies at the local library inadvertently draw her into a terrorist plot. Trolling the boards, the terrorists lull our heroine into sharing the admissions algorithms for the Big 3 and explaining what AAP means, setting off a course of events that ends life as we know it in this fair land.

Of course it's perfectly reasonable to assume that AQAP and ISIS are using SAHM/WOHM debates and BF wars as a means to divide us. Stay strong, DCUM!

[Anonymous]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's *possible* some terrorists could scroll through threads to get a "feel" for different parts of the DC metro area. For instance, this site could be helpful to read about commuting trends, new development, socioeconomic status/ethnic breakdown of certain areas, etc.

It seems like a bit of a stretch and I imagine there are plenty of ways for people to access a lot of this information. That being said, I'd never say never re: a terrorist looking to do a little background research on this site.

[Anonymous]

I'm fairly certain that Bouquet Bride is a terrorist.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:....has this ever occurred to anyone that this could very well be happening? We are in DC after all.

And if so, do you think that anything that's been posted on this forum or the political forum is aiding in any way? or am I being a silly?

You are being silly!

+1. This has not been said enough.

[Anonymous]

A lot of the things posted on this board are wrong. It would be great if the terrorist used the information.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A lot of the things posted on this board are wrong. It would be great if the terrorist used the information.

Agreed. Making their kids obese is the way we want to go here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Terrorists are very aware of DCUM and use what's posted on DCUM to demonstrate how warped/godless/material/corrupt US society is. Washington, DC is, after all, is the capital of this evil nation and, therefore, must be representative of America in general. Occasionally, they see a post so outrageous they can't resist posting themselves. Of course, they try to disguise to disguise themselves but I recognize them. You, too, can learn to recognize them. They engage in slut-shaming, wonder how non-Christians can celebrate Christmas and peel the leaves from the corn before buying it.

And your rationale for making this claim? Oh right, you pulled it out of thin air!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, thanks for the grin! I'm now envisioning this made into a movie. Tina Fey or Amy Poehler as the unwitting DCUM whose posts about the scourge of 3yo bullies at the local library inadvertently draw her into a terrorist plot. Trolling the boards, the terrorists lull our heroine into sharing the admissions algorithms for the Big 3 and explaining what AAP means, setting off a course of events that ends life as we know it in this fair land.

Of course it's perfectly reasonable to assume that AQAP and ISIS are using SAHM/WOHM debates and BF wars as a means to divide us. Stay strong, DCUM!

I love this! I'd watch that movie.

[Anonymous]

Cover everything in your house with aluminium foil.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Terrorists are very aware of DCUM and use what's posted on DCUM to demonstrate how warped/godless/material/corrupt US society is. Washington, DC is, after all, is the capital of this evil nation and, therefore, must be representative of America in general. Occasionally, they see a post so outrageous they can't resist posting themselves. Of course, they try to disguise to disguise themselves but I recognize them. You, too, can learn to recognize them. They engage in slut-shaming, wonder how non-Christians can celebrate Christmas and peel the leaves from the corn before buying it.

And your rationale for making this claim? Oh right, you pulled it out of thin air!

A member of the Burgandy Washcloth Brigade couldn't resist posting! Terrorist!

[Anonymous]

They are the people who post the ignorant, anti-semetic posts like the one that said she didn't think that Jews owned dogs.