Annoying business jargon

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[Post New]10/08/2014 00:51
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Anonymous
I despise "pain point" and "shoot me an e-mail."

[Post New]10/08/2014 00:56
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Anonymous

"Sweet spot" is a term from tennis: it refers to the best place on the racket to hit the ball.
[Post New]10/08/2014 08:08
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
"Sweet spot" is a term from tennis: it refers to the best place on the racket to hit the ball.


Thank you Captain Obvious
[Post New]10/08/2014 08:57
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Anonymous
I loved "going forward" when I first heard it. So overused now.

Cutesy names for disciplinary action also kill me. "Personal development plan"? Give me a break.
[Post New]10/08/2014 09:03
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Anonymous
Captain Obvious
[Post New]10/08/2014 09:05
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Anonymous
Low hanging fruit
[Post New]10/08/2014 09:05
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:next steps

any sports analogy


Heh. My boss reminded everyone that we're in the "4th inning" on such and such a project. She obvs meant 4th quarter or 9th inning.

Hilarious. I don' know if I could ever respect boss again. Or at least refrain from laughing at every meeting. Or resist every temptation to say "Ok, like 4th inning?"
[Post New]10/08/2014 09:06
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Anonymous
Best practices
[Post New]10/08/2014 09:07
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Anonymous
"That's in our wheelhouse."

"It's in my swim lane."
[Post New]10/08/2014 14:03
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Anonymous
Analytics

Value-added
[Post New]10/08/2014 14:08
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Anonymous
With all due respect, except when you really mean to tell someone you think they're an idiot.
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