You know, I'm kind of with you on this. I drove a carpool of middle-school kids out River Road recently and we had a lot of fun speculating about what it would be like to live in those houses -- what if you misplaced your car keys, it would take you hours to find them! Would you drive a golf cart down the hall to visit your little sister's wing of the house? The thing is they're so obviously, ostentatiously over the top that somehow they're not as offensive as the ubiquitous "tasteful" faux-Craftsman McMansions in the closer-in 'burbs. (True confession here: we bought a tear-down in Chevy Chase and put up a new house, so I do not pretend to be without design sin. Forgive me for casting stones at faux-stucco houses). |
Not at all. |
Everything you're describing is the opposite of Neuschwanstein and its one of the most beautiful buildings in the world. |
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Lets just say after a certain dollar amount, the arts and crafts style is just not going to cut it. If you could have huge closets, wouldn't you? Would you admit it? |
A lonely roomba traveling through square foot after square foot of massive rooms... |
+1. Also, look up 'Rococo'. |
Neuschwantstein is the very embodiment of kitsch. |
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But even Neuschwanstein is built with local materials, the rooflines correspond to the areas they shelter and supports are proportional to the height of the walls, there is uniformity in window styles, the gate and front facade are each symmetrical…. It is over-the-top but its not a mess. These nouveau riche mansions don't get any of those elements right. Rococo is highly decorative but uses symmetry/mirror images, repeated themes, balanced proportions (even if over scale), and colors that work in harmony. Again, it is a unified style that works within its own context. |
Ugh: http://www.firstbostonrealty.com/luxury-mansion.shtml# http://homesoftherich.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-shot-2014-01-15-at-8.18.14-AM-1024x650.png http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/17/9-million-mansion-mclean_n_1891625.html |
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They are beautiful whats the problem. |
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One of the problems with big houses is that they do not have enough space around them.
Plop them on a mountain top or 100 acres of lawn/forest, and they will look fine. |
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Oh my goodness - please make it go away mummy!
http://www.niroomasterpieces.com/gallery.html |
Why? Who has the right to restrict another man's freedom. |