If dogs toilet in your yard?

Anonymous
I don't what your racial stereotype means.

We should compare stereotypes about blacks and whites.
Anonymous
If dogs toilet in your yard?

Then you should remove the toilet from your yard. It's unsightly, and probably infuriates your neighbors.
Anonymous
Put cameras around your house. Film them and then sue them. Check local jurisdiction about the fine. There are laws preventing cat and dog poop not being disposed off correctly.
Anonymous
he needs to be SINKING his paws after he TOILETS. OP, did you know most dogs TOILET after FOODING. FYI
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Put cameras around your house. Film them and then sue them. Check local jurisdiction about the fine. There are laws preventing cat and dog poop not being disposed off correctly.


Apparently, these animals are actually using the toilet. How on earth could that be construed as not disposing of it correctly?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Put cameras around your house. Film them and then sue them. Check local jurisdiction about the fine. There are laws preventing cat and dog poop not being disposed off correctly.


Yeah, let's sue them! Do you recognize how ridiculous you sound?

Thank god you don't live anywhere near me.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I follow behind the dogs bideting them.


ROFL!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:OP here.
Sorry I'm not sufficiently crass, but I know everyone understood.
Completely realize, dogs need to TOILET outside - we had a dog previously and he was trained to go in a certain area of our yard before his walks and not during his walks. Consequently, excellent incentives for us to clean up, keep him targeted correctly, and not be a burden on our neighborhood. I only wish others....
Thanks for the sign and the cayenne pepper ideas!


Darling. "Toilet" is a noun, it's not a VERB. That's the point. Shitting is a verb. Crapping is a verb. Pooping? -- VERB. TOILETING is not a verb.

Wow, bitch much?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It is only female dog pee that kills the grass.

Not sure I would react to pee. BUT if a neighbor walks their dog and you see their dog poop in your yard, I would scoop it, bag it, walk to the neighbor's house, knock on the door, hand it to them and tell them they forgot something. I have done this. Word will get around ~


Hyacinth, is that you?
Anonymous


NP here. OP, you can record them, which identifies the dog and owner. The county can mail them a fine. If they don't pay the fine, the dog can get taken away. If you know the right people Have fun!

Anonymous
You can train a cat to toilet, but not a dog.
Anonymous
OP, gross. It would have been nicer to say, "If dogs powder room in your yard"
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:OP, gross. It would have been nicer to say, "If dogs powder room in your yard"


Isn't the polite word "commode"?
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