A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?
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takoma
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Of course it means good luck. No more shit on you since then, right. Absolutely good luck.
Until the next shit hits you. |
Anonymous
That's more like good luck in hell. |
Anonymous
| NFW. that's the harbinger of the worst luck. Get a physical soon... if they catch it early maybe you can do something about it. |
Anonymous
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Those around you are unlucky.
I had a bird shit on my lap at an outdoor event, and I quickly brushed it away without thinking. It went all over the hair of the lady sitting in front of me. Oops! |
Anonymous
This is the sort of heartwarming story that more parents should tell. (It would be my kids' favorite part of the trip, too. Anything for a laugh.) |
Anonymous
| A bird pooped in my hair at the zoo. I didnt have good luck but I didnt have bad luck either. Maybe it worked? |
Anonymous
| A bird just pooped on me and all I got was shitty |
Anonymous
| Did you feel like good luck the moment it happened? |
Anonymous
This says a lot about you, in a good way. If you'd flipped out and gotten grumpy or skeeved out about it, your child wouldn't be able to remember it so fondly. |
Anonymous
| If you consider getting your shoulder pooped on to be "Good luck" then - yes, this is your lucky day. Congratulations. |
Anonymous
| Yes, go buy a lottery ticket, good luck :o) |
Anonymous
| a bird pooped on my shoulder on my way back to a hotel after a job interview for this job...that was 7 yrs ago. It did, however, STAIN the suit! and I got that suite dry cleaned maybe 48 hours later. effing bird. |
Anonymous
| I say yes!! |
Anonymous
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been shit on before
no luck in my life |
Anonymous
| I doubt it - in fact, a bird pooped on my face, and then it happened AGAIN a month or so later in a different place entirely. I couldn't believe it. |